Dumbass father of Madonna's adopted kid

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KenFan4life

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Should've worn a Certified KenFan-Condom then...



"Ka-Durrh!?!"

stupid dudes..


ya-think in third-world countrys that they can somehow be innovative enough to create some kind've "Homemade" condom outt've Bamboone sticks and trees and leafs and stuff.
 

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This really isn't so much about brains. They don't have the money for contraception, and I know the easy answer is well, don't have sex then. But that's really not that easy. I wouldn't do it.
 

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...well.


there are "other" ways of having SEX...


*shiftysuspicious eyes glare so as to keep this KenFan-CLASSIFIED*


"like...theres this thing called...Oral-Sex...Its where...you like...bite on someone's nipple..til a bunch of milky white fluids cum' outt've it and like..the person goes like
"Ohh-Yea..Ya-hitting Me in Ma'G-Spot Honey..."
and like...

if its on a chick...then you like...tell her "..No!"
and make her O-Sex You!

ya-heard?!
 

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Have you ever had sex before?

Oral is nice and all, but... yeah, I wouldn't trade.
 

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well if pillows are involved then count me in...
but other then that..."no, just no."
anyways..
gosh..

Modanna adopting kids still?
geezz...could someone like..an "AGENT" go like "Hey modonna..stop it, its getting a little-bit-..ya-know..WEIRD!!!"

and like..several days from now..
maybe even hours..
people will know...that we know..
that modonna knows..
that we heard...
about her knowing about us hearing...
and when that happens...
no-one..and I ma-mean no-one...will be Safe from her adoption agents ever-again..so consider me KenFan'donna' jr from here on out..ya-heard?!