Dream Bouts

[Action Jackson]

I've had this idea of Dream Bouts. And what I mean by that is a fantasy thread where you take a wrestler, and you come up with a match where they would face someone completely outside the realm of wrestling. This could be anyone. It could be a real person, it could be a fictional character from TV, comics, movies, anime or whatever. But it can't be another wrestler.

So I have an example, and maybe you guys can have some fun with this...

My first Dream Bout is....

The Battle Of The Epic 80's Mustaches..

Magnum TA


vs

Magnum PI



Magnum w/ Initials VS Magnum w/ Initials!!! Mustache vs Mustache!

I want to see these two bosses wrestle in a Mustache vs Mustache steel cage match. The loser has to shave his 'stache FOREVER!!

Cue Terry Funk... "FOREEVER!! FOREVERR!! FOREVERR!!"


Alright, so feel free to add to this guys. Come up with your own Dream Bouts. Don't let that little thing called "reality" keep you from using your imagination and having fun with it.

 

[Stopspot]

 

[Action Jackson]

Out of the guys featured, I would go with Sheikie Baby or Hulk.
Honestly I have to go with Hulk Hogan. His mustache is so synonymous with him, it's impossible to give him the nod.

 

[Action Jackson]

My next DREAM BOUT....

Fuck the Thrilla In Manilla


I want a Drinking Match....

ANDRE THE GIANT

VS

THE INCREDIBLE HULK

IF THE DRINKING CONTEST COMES TO A DRAW, THEY CAN GO TO A 2ND FALL WITH A PEANUT BUTTER EATING / FARTING CONTEST.... IF THAT IS A DRAW... THEN THE WINNER WILL ULTIMATELY BE DECIDED IN A "WHO SHITS BIGGER" MATCH.