Doofus Wrestling Internationale Sign Up Thread

[Quintastic One]

The Concept: I am going to be writing a Be The Booker of sorts. Except this is a unique concept as it's going to be more interactive. Specifically, this thread is here for potential sign ups for the roster.

Here's how it works, using the template below, you can create ANY wrestler you want. There are no restrictions, nothing is taboo, you can create any wrestler, of any background, of any size or shape or species. Except this is different from and E-Fed. You do not roleplay as these characters. You simply submit them in this thread, I update the roster in the BTB Section, and each week I write a show using your characters. So it'll be fun for you to see how your character does every week, without needing to stress out about doing well by roleplaying.

So the final question to be asked, why is the sign up thread in Hell In A Thread? Because simply this is the place where anything goes. You can feel free to submit any character concept you want, no matter how outrageous. And lets face it, the trolls & the flamers of this forum have the best sense of humor, and the greatest sense of comedic creativity. So I'm counting on you guys to create this roster, and hopefully you will follow me to the BTB Section to tune in and see what happens next!

Name:
Height & Weight:
Hometown:
Gimmick:
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener)
Trademark Finisher:

Here, I will post the first superstar to get the ball rolling.

Name: Robo Ninja Rex
Height & Weight: 6'2" 260lbs
Hometown: The Cyber Dojo Of Prehistoricness
Gimmick: Robot Ninja Dinosaur
Alignment: Tweener
Trademark Finisher: Shiranui "Drop The Bomb"

Name: "The Incognito Mosquito" Bobbito Ponsuito
Height: 6'3
Weight: (Billed as) 888 pounds
Hometown: The Bushes
Gimmick: Mystery man who hides his face under a blue mask, and calls himself a Mosquito because it rhymes with his name, despite having no Mosquito related themes in anything that he does. Hates listening to authority.
Alignment: Face
Trademark Finisher: Cat's Cradle (Think Jimmy Rave's "Ghanarrea" snap swinging fisherman neckbreaker)

Name: Mr Chaos
Height & Weight: 6'3" 236lbs
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Gimmick: Power Abuser; Maniacal Tyrant
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Corruption Crush (fisherman's driver)

Name: Jesus H. Christ (H stands for HITLER)
Height & Weight: 6'3 200lbs
Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee
Gimmick: Redneck
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: the Crucifix (Razors Edge)

Team Name: The Suck-Up Staff
Combined Weight: 470lbs
Gimmick: Follow Mr Chaos around backstage, do anything he asks. Constantly ride his dick and compliment him.
Tag Team Finisher: Asslicker Special (mike's powerbomb transitioned into alex's neckbreaker)

Name: Administrator Alex
Height & Weight: 6'1" 218lbs
Hometown: Wherever Mr Chaos is...
Gimmick: Dickrider
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Word Life Wrench (inverted spinning neckbreaker)

Name: Moderator Mike
Height & Weight:5'9" 252lbs
Hometown: Wherever Mr Chaos is...
Gimmick: Dickrider
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Xtremely Badass Bomb (double underhook powerbomb)

Name: Peter Phile
Height & Weight: 5'1 150lbs
Hometown: Canada!
Gimmick: He likes to touch people
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener): He goes both ways, so tweener
Trademark Finisher: The Foot Fuck (Superkick)

Name: Marvin the Butterfly III
Height & Weight: 5'6 180lbs
Hometown: New York
Gimmick: Marvin defeats his opponents with the power of DANCE
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face
Trademark Finisher: So you think you can dance? (Piledriver)

Name: Ice Tray
Height: 5'11
Weight: 227 pounds.
Hometown: The Hood
Gimmick: White rapper
Alignment: Tweener
Trademark Finisher: The Snowplow (Dragon Suplex)

Name: DJ Cookies & Cream
Height: 5'9
Weight:211 pounds
Hometown: The Hood
Gimmick: White rapper DJ
Alignment: Tweener
Trademark Finisher: The TT Milkshake (Diving splash while vibrating violently in mid-air)

Tag Team Finisher: The Fruit Slice (Simultaneous top rope Knee drops to the head (Cookies & Cream) and body (Ice Tray)

Name: Barack "The Magic Negro" Obama
Height & Weight: 5'9 420lbs
Hometown: Kenya
Gimmick: Ku Klux Klan Member
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face
Trademark Finisher: Barock Bottom

Name: JayMay
Height & Weight: 5'6" 120lbs
Hometown: Mr Chaos' bedroom.
Gimmick: Mr Chaos' pussy on the side.
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: NO JUST TIRED OF YOU AROGANT FUCKS CRYING BECAUSE A MEMBER WAS BANNED GET OVER IT BITCH. (begins to cry and swear until the opponent forfeits)

Name: Lemi Dovato
Height: 5'7
Weight: 107 pounds
Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Gimmick: Teen pop singer with a dark and sadistic edge hidden under the Disney crap...
Alignment: Heel
Trademark Finisher: Don't Forget (Curb Stomp)

Name: Hot Carl
Height & Weight: 6' 9" 270 pounds (plus any extra weight attached to his cock)
Hometown: Fucking, Austria
Gimmick: Sexual Deviant
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face (constantly buried in pussy)
Trademark Finisher: Angry Dragon (reverse piledriver with blowjob theatrics)
Stable Name: The ACLU

Members

Name: Ching pong pow (AKA the chinese symbols House Rock Tree House)
Height & Weight: 5' 2" 110 pounds
Hometown: Chinatown
Gimmick: Math Wizard, Dry Cleaner Owner, Horrible Driver
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Dlagon Suprex (Dragon Suplex)

Name: Hamburger Pimp
Height & Weight: 6' 170 pounds
Hometown: Hanging from a tree
Gimmick: Junkie, Pimp, Parole Violator
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Chicken and Watermelon (Lethal Combination)

Name: Hector Burrito Nacho Supreme Guacamole Refried Beans
Height & Weight: 5' 10" 160 pounds
Hometown: In front of Home Depot
Gimmick: Lettuce Picker, Lawn Mower, Imigration dodger
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Beaner Plunge (Diving splash)

Name:★★★★★★ Dre
Height & Weight: 5'9 and 200lbs
Hometown: The Ghetto
Gimmick: filthy black streetfighter
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Whatever his opponents is, he steals it.

Name: Eric Shin
Height & Weight: 10inches and 7lbs
Hometown: Your pants
Gimmick: Penis
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face
Trademark Finisher: The boner

Name: BEER! (oops)
Height & Weight: 17ft 9inches. 1000lbs.
Hometown: Beerville.
Gimmick: Alcoholic.
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face.
Trademark Finisher: Bottle opener ofc.

Name: MONEY!
Height & Weight: 4ft 10inches, 105lbs.
Hometown: Moneyville
Gimmick: Rich guy
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face
Trademark Finisher: Dollar Bill

Name: Caden Wright
Height & Weight: 6Ft 4 250lbs
Hometown: Detroit Michigan
Gimmick: Athletic, dark and Gothic type guy a cross between sting and aj styles.
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Tweener
Trademark Finisher: Lights out (tower of london)

Name: Ronald McDingles
Height & Weight: 6'5 265 lbs.
Hometown: San Francisco
Gimmick: Guy who wears TIGHT yellow pants
Alignment: Tweener
Trademark Finisher: The Nut Tuck (A Pedigree but with the victim facing up)

Name: Gards
Height & Weight: 4 foot 5/ 120 tonnes.
Hometown: Lardland.
Gimmick: Fatcunt.
Alignment: Heel
Trademark Finisher: FATTY.

Name: Kiz
Height & Weight: 6'0/76Kilos (Let you do the working out)
Hometown: AUSTRALIA
Gimmick: Aussie Surfer Indian Burner.
Alignment: Face
Trademark Finisher: BURN CURRYMUNCHER BURN

Name: Simon Dice
Height & Weight:
Hometown: 234 lbs, 6'3"
Gimmick: Scheming Cubano
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: The Art of Lying (Omega Driver)


Now, it's your turn!

 

[Hometown Kid]

People bitched and said it would never work last time this came along. But I think it's a great idea if you can get enough people to sign up. Just warning ya. Good luck.

Name: "The Incognito Mosquito" Bobbito Ponsuito
Height: 6'3
Weight: (Billed as) 888 pounds
Hometown: The Bushes
Gimmick: Mystery man who hides his face under a blue mask, and calls himself a Mosquito because it rhymes with his name, despite having no Mosquito related themes in anything that he does. Hates listening to authority.
Alignment: Face
Trademark Finisher: Cat's Cradle (Think Jimmy Rave's "Ghanarrea" snap swinging fisherman neckbreaker)

 

[seX-Power]

Cool concept, but I don't like the name. Also, are multiple characters allowed?

Name: Mr Chaos
Height & Weight: 6'3" 236lbs
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Gimmick: Power Abuser; Maniacal Tyrant
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Corruption Crush (fisherman's driver)

I think this would make for a good semi-active general manager.

 

[Quintastic One]

Multiple characters are allowed, but also, use discretion. Obviously you don't want to go overboard and make 5 characters, but 2 or even 3 could be acceptable.

And the name is just so I can have D.W.I. Wrestling. lol.

 

[Quintastic One]

Updated.

 

[Mike Chaos]

Name: Jesus H. Christ (H stands for HITLER)
Height & Weight: 6'3 200lbs
Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee
Gimmick: Redneck
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: the Crucifix (Razors Edge)

 

[Quintastic One]

Updated.

 

[seX-Power]

A tag team then.

Team Name: The Suck-Up Staff
Combined Weight: 470lbs
Gimmick: Follow Mr Chaos around backstage, do anything he asks. Constantly ride his dick and compliment him.
Tag Team Finisher: Asslicker Special (mike's powerbomb transitioned into alex's neckbreaker)

Name: Administrator Alex
Height & Weight: 6'1" 218lbs
Hometown: Wherever Mr Chaos is...
Gimmick: Dickrider
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Word Life Wrench (inverted spinning neckbreaker)

Name: Moderator Mike
Height & Weight:5'9" 252lbs
Hometown: Wherever Mr Chaos is...
Gimmick: Dickrider
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Heel
Trademark Finisher: Xtremely Badass Bomb (double underhook powerbomb)

 

[Quintastic One]

Lol, updated. Anything goes and I meant it. lol.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Not a tag team.

Name: Peter Phile
Height & Weight: 5'1 150lbs
Hometown: Canada!
Gimmick: He likes to touch people
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener): He goes both ways, so tweener
Trademark Finisher: The Foot Fuck (Superkick)

Name: Marvin the Butterfly III
Height & Weight: 5'6 180lbs
Hometown: New York
Gimmick: Marvin defeats his opponents with the power of DANCE
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face
Trademark Finisher: So you think you can dance? (Piledriver)

 

[Hometown Kid]

Here i'll add a team too then. ;D

Name: Ice Tray
Height: 5'11
Weight: 227 pounds.
Hometown: The Hood
Gimmick: White rapper
Alignment: Tweener
Trademark Finisher: The Snowplow (Dragon Suplex)

Name: DJ Cookies & Cream
Height: 5'9
Weight:211 pounds
Hometown: The Hood
Gimmick: White rapper DJ
Alignment: Tweener
Trademark Finisher: The TT Milkshake (Diving splash while vibrating violently in mid-air)

Tag Team Finisher: The Fruit Slice (Simultaneous top rope Knee drops to the head (Cookies & Cream) and body (Ice Tray)

Would we be able to make girls too? I'll throw one in if that's allowed.

 

[Mike Chaos]

Since other people had two I should have two.


Name: Barack "The Magic Negro" Obama
Height & Weight: 5'9 420lbs
Hometown: Kenya
Gimmick: Ku Klux Klan Member
Alignment: (Face/Heel/Tweener) Face
Trademark Finisher: Barock Bottom

 

[seX-Power]

Edited my team.

 

[Quintastic One]

Updated, and yes females characters are allowed.

 

[Quintastic One]

I'm not sure when I should cap off the roster, or if I should just keep expanding. But we're already at 11 so I'm happy so far. lol.