Did you hear the one About the Pussy that can't be Poonged?

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KenFan4life

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Well I sure as shit didn't!!!
Cause I bang my bitches like a.........a.......ahhhhh...????
...........GODdammit, give me second here......................
...........Ohh!!, I got it!
Like a guy with a Super-soaker during summer getting in water fights, but like slips on water and falls in mud,like then a bunch of kids jump roping come hoping by and they slip and slid too on the mud. They all think its like...Shit or something, so they panic, and rush for safety at the nearest house,so they go to tarvis's place,but they accidently walk in on him jacking it to deer-dick,and he's all like,"Don't look, I'm jacking to deer-dick!".
SO they bail and run for like hours and hours, and some more hours, til one of them is finally like,"Lets cache a ride or something." ,so they all hop in the back of a pickup truck,but it turns out to be Jimmy Rose Eiesland who's driving the truck,so that means their fucked.
But some how they escape and hop over a fence and discover that there in "Cube"...the movie..and, and not just that. But also theres tremors in the cube floors so it means their even more fucked.
Anyone else see Halloween?
Remember that dumbass Joe Grisely who tried to fuck up Mikey,but got his ass kicked in like a minute...You know if 20seconds counted as a minute.

I just ate some shitty pizza,and I don't know.
The point is...No Pussy is Immune to Fucking,cause Bucks out there some were hiding in the woods or behind street lights, just sitting there Giggling to his next Vaginal Victim.
But no need to fear,cause KENFAN is........HHHEEERRREEEEE!!!!!!...here.
 

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Ohh...Yeahh...I forgot to mention that this is the Random Thoughts thread,so if you got some dumbass shit stuck in your head,just spill it out here...Cause this threads like the one that'll jump on grenades to save the forum from spam,cause all the spam will be directed here.
 

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you're a cunt who should have his head eaten off :)
 

PeepShow

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Indeed times 2, with a side of Black Reign's spike shoved up his ass :)
 

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KenFan... you are the most random person ever to step into these forums...

I'd post the Billy Madison video, but it got old :disgust1:
 

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Glad you agree. [sarcasm noted]
 

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Uh...why did you post this here KenFan?...this is for wrestling discussion, HIAT is Random thoughts
 
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Can someone just ban this fucker already? Just about all of his posts are off topic and idiotic.