Death Star Proposal Rejected By White House

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Death Star Proposal Rejected By White House
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A Death Star would cost over $850 quadrillion to build, according to the White House, which "does not support blowing up planets"


Darth Vader helped oversee the construction of the first Death Star


The White House has rejected a petition signed by thousands of people calling for a Death Star to be built.

Started by a John D, from Colorado, the petition demanded that work should begin on the project within the next four years.

He claimed having a Moon-sized space station and inter-stellar weapon from the Star Wars film series would strengthen national security and create jobs.

But Paul Shawcross, chief of the White House's Office of Management and Budget's Science and Space Branch, has replied to the 35,000 signatories saying: "The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defence, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon."

He explained in the letter, titled This Isn't The Petition Response You're Looking For, that the estimated cost of constructing a Death Star would be over $850,000,000,000,000,000 ($850 quadrillion).

"We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it."

US officials are forced to respond if a petition on the We The People site gets more than 25,000 signatures - this one received over 34,000.

Mr Shawcross wrote that the White House "does not support blowing up planets" but highlighted that there is "something already floating in the sky".

"Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations."

And he showed himself to be something of a Star Wars fan, signing off the letter with the line: "Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
 

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Stopspot said:
So this is for real?

Yep! The White House had no choice but to respond after it reached the required number of signatures :p
 

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If America built a death star I'd move to Lichtenstein or some other nation they cannot find, just to be sure.
 

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Stopspot said:
If America built a death star I'd move to Lichtenstein or some other nation they cannot find, just to be sure.

Move to Slough...nobody gives a shit about Slough.
 

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Oh we can begin working on legalizing marijuana, but we can't get a freaking Death Star, this is total BS.
 
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God dam it. they reject everything... :sad:

first the states secession and now this.. stupid adminstration.
 

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Crayo said:
Wouldn't be surprised if they accepted it but demanded it be built near Russia, just to keep them in line.

Russia wouldn't be the #1 priority. That motherfucker would hover over the Middle East at all times.
 

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Senhor Perfect said:
Russia wouldn't be the #1 priority. That motherfucker would hover over the Middle East at all times.

Wouldn't that by simply physics equal flooding or fucking up the water for all of the planet? If they want to build a Death Star it needs to be the size of the moon, which position controls the tide.
 

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Stopspot said:
Wouldn't that by simply physics equal flooding or fucking up the water for all of the planet? If they want to build a Death Star it needs to be the size of the moon, which position controls the tide.

Way to tell it like it is Marge.
 

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Crayo said:
Stopspot had to make this thread all gay and scientific :mad:

What you gonna do? Put me in the Cornwall clutch?