Dave Meltzer reviews the IWF

[chessarmy]

I think I'm ripping this off from someone, but admittedly, 90% of what I post in this section is not original so it doesn't matter to me

Anyway, Dave sent me the following. A review of the IWF roster. He apologizes if he missed anyone

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps *** 1/2
StingerV47 ** 3/4
Kaedon **
Monkeystyle * 3/4
Chuck ***
This Guy *
Montana ** 1/2
Mikeraw DUD
Peepshow *** 1/2
Blaze ***
Be Jealous of J-Dawg ****
The Australian Badass *
The Quintastic One *** 1/2
rosewt01 **
C4 **** 3/4
Dipset Army ** 1/2
Axis ****
wordlife326 **
Moonlight Drive * 3/4
Kizza * 1/4
SNACKZ ****
Christian ** 1/2
Mr. Mat *
MJ807 **
edgehead09 * 1/2
Roxxi Laveaux Fanboy ** 1/2
comcgeekelly *
Legenkillerpunk *
NUMBER 5....COLIN WHITE!! **
spiralshock ** 3/4
CenaMark54 ***
gamebreaker *
airfixx ****
Dylan **** 1/2
wwe369 ***
Beer *
niggles *
Switchy *
The Rated R CMStar *
xtremebadass *
Soulpower * 3/4
Evil Austin *** 1/2
Ladyhotrod *
Diesel *
chessarmy *****

Yo, here iz ma ratingz for da best feuds in iwf histary:

Ladyhotrod vs Blaze *

Ladyhotrod vs The Quintastic One ***

Ladyhotrod vs Monkeystyle **** 3/4

Ladyhotrod vs Mikeraw **

C4 vs all ***

Blaze vs all ***

Axis vs chessarmy *

Peepshow vs Blaze ** 3/4

Everyone who got banned from IWF vs Mods/Admins ** 1/2

C4 vs THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps *** 1/2

Ladyhotrod vs Xtremebadass **

Ladyhotrod vs random jobbers *

Mikeraw vs Peepshow ***

IWF overall rating: ** 3/4

There you go. As you can see, Dave thinks we need to improve a little bit. But who cares? Because its Dave freakin Meltzer! No matter what he says, you guys are STILL the greatest!!!! YAY!

 

[Travis40]

Once again, I am excluded ...

sucks when you have 2800 posts, and nobody even knows you're a member :laugh:

 

[X-Sterl-X]

I was left out, probably because he was a jew...,

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Travis40=RVD

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

I was left out, probably because he was a jew...,

....Excuse me?

 

[MikeRaw]

Wait, was that actually Dave Meltzer?

 

[MikeRaw]

:shifty:

 

[X-Sterl-X]

....Excuse me?

Im german... think about it... its not hard

 

[Dre]

The black guy is always excluded from the list .

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

You forgot Monk, Guy, and Chuck Presents: Everybody vs. Everybody

 

[J]

Be Jealous of J-Dawg ****

<3 No homo.

 

[niggles]

i think they screwed up my rating

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

How the fuck did I get the same ratings as the jew spammer?

 

[seX-Power]

I'd rather be not rated at all than be on that list. My lucky day tbh.

 

[Beer Money Army]

i thought meltzer only rates ***** with the words Kenta kobashi in it...

rofl Mikeraw is the dud of IWF :shifty:

ohhh Meltzer rated kizza *1/4... he won't be happy at all