Dating Advice for women

[Tgmiveld]

I got a request to give the women on the forum advice, so here we go.

1. Stay in shape.

Curves are fine, but we lads do not like fat to a ridicious degree

2. Be less forward

I have women coming onto me by shking their rumps in my crotch. be a bit less forward, go up and talk to us lads.

3. be a women

a bloke should be a bloke, and a women should be a women

no acting manly, no farting or burping, or necking pints.

4. in the bedroom, be a devil

be like "fuck me, fuck me", not "love me, love me"

5. dont be afraid to put the cooker on and do the ironing

its fine to do these things, dont let liberals or metrosexuals tell you otherwise

 

[Crankdeer]

Genius. :damnn:

 

[Tgmiveld]

Genius. :damnn:

cheers lad

i am stilling waiting to see the improvements with your image

 

[Crankdeer]

cheers lad

i am stilling waiting to see the improvements with your image

You don't even know what I look like.

 

[Tgmiveld]

You don't even know what I look like.

i have seen you in the pic thread

 

[Crankdeer]

i have seen you in the pic thread

A cell phone picture of my head. :

 

[Tgmiveld]

A cell phone picture of my head. :

it showed me all i needed

roughed up a bit lad

 

[Crankdeer]

it showed me all i needed

roughed up a bit lad

You've described yourself as a 'nerdish' guy with a bit of a gut right?

 

[Tgmiveld]

You've described yourself as a 'nerdish' guy with a bit of a gut right?

my look is that of a nerdy mans man

 

[Crankdeer]

my look is that of a nerdy mans man

K. : I'm not going to debate with you brother :hogan: Your thread. Your game.

 

[Tgmiveld]

K. : I'm not going to debate with you brother :hogan: Your thread. Your game.

yeah, lets get back to advising these bloody women

 

[Nero_x3]

Oh hey another pointless thread.

 

[Tgmiveld]

Oh hey another pointless thread.

another friverlous response

dont like, dont read lad. go back to the friend zone where you belong

 

[Crayo]

"a bloke should be a bloke, and a women should be a women" - Tgmiveld

 

[Tgmiveld]

"a bloke should be a bloke, and a women should be a women" - Tgmiveld

exactly, no need to overthink it

remember that and my other advise "use the booze to not lose"