*Luis Alvarado is seen frantically talking to people backstage*
Luis Alvarado: Are you sure?
Lunch Lady: Yes.
Luis Alvarado: Well what about you?
Valet: What?
Luis Alvarado: Nevermind.
*Luis continues his search for the perfect dance partner*
Luis Alvarado: I'm desperate, please will you be my partner?
*The camera pans from the dirty floor to a janitor getting ready to clean said floor with a mop*
Janitor: Why do you need me boy, don't you have that one girl?
Luis Alvarado: She's busy doing her own thing and between you and me; Vanessa isn't that good of a dancer. So please you're my last option. I can't lose to that Korea Idol reject.
*The Janitor start to rub his beard as thoughts bounce around in his head*
Janitor: Shut up boy you might learn a thing or two,
*He clears his throat then continues*
Luis Alvarado: That doesn't even make sense.
*The Janitor sneers at Luis but he continues to read*
Janitor: I didn't say no.
Luis Alvarado: Wait, seriously?
Janitor: I've had my fair share of dance lessons in the bayou.
Luis Alvarado: So it that a yes?
Janitor: It is . . . . . . . . under one condition.
Luis Alvarado: There's always a catch.
Janitor: You leave me alone and never speak to me ever again got it?
Luis Alvarado: But you're my favorite dirty hobo.
Janitor: Fine, I guess you don't want a dance partner.
Luis Alvarado: Alright, alright. I won't bother you ever again. Now can we go get some practice?
*The Janitor throws the mop at Luis and begins walking away*
Luis Alvarado: What am I supposed to do with this?
Janitor: Practice.
Luis Alvarado: How?!?
Janitor: Figure it out, I'm on my lunch break.
*The Janitor walks towards the cafeteria while Luis tries to dance with a mop*
Luis Alvarado: So, what brings you to this dance mop?
Luis Alvarado: Are you sure?
Lunch Lady: Yes.
Luis Alvarado: Well what about you?
Valet: What?
Luis Alvarado: Nevermind.
*Luis continues his search for the perfect dance partner*
Luis Alvarado: I'm desperate, please will you be my partner?
*The camera pans from the dirty floor to a janitor getting ready to clean said floor with a mop*
Janitor: Why do you need me boy, don't you have that one girl?
Luis Alvarado: She's busy doing her own thing and between you and me; Vanessa isn't that good of a dancer. So please you're my last option. I can't lose to that Korea Idol reject.
*The Janitor start to rub his beard as thoughts bounce around in his head*
Janitor: The needs of the one
Goes against the needs of some
Luis Alvarado: Oh god he's rhyming.Goes against the needs of some
Janitor: Shut up boy you might learn a thing or two,
*He clears his throat then continues*
What happens when all that fun
Leave you panicked and on the run
Leave you panicked and on the run
Luis Alvarado: That doesn't even make sense.
*The Janitor sneers at Luis but he continues to read*
The weight of the earth is a ton
Even when your name is Luis and you're very dumb.
Luis Alvarado: You could've just said no instead of reading me a stupid poem.Even when your name is Luis and you're very dumb.
Janitor: I didn't say no.
Luis Alvarado: Wait, seriously?
Janitor: I've had my fair share of dance lessons in the bayou.
Luis Alvarado: So it that a yes?
Janitor: It is . . . . . . . . under one condition.
Luis Alvarado: There's always a catch.
Janitor: You leave me alone and never speak to me ever again got it?
Luis Alvarado: But you're my favorite dirty hobo.
Janitor: Fine, I guess you don't want a dance partner.
Luis Alvarado: Alright, alright. I won't bother you ever again. Now can we go get some practice?
*The Janitor throws the mop at Luis and begins walking away*
Luis Alvarado: What am I supposed to do with this?
Janitor: Practice.
Luis Alvarado: How?!?
Janitor: Figure it out, I'm on my lunch break.
*The Janitor walks towards the cafeteria while Luis tries to dance with a mop*
Luis Alvarado: So, what brings you to this dance mop?