Current TNA World Champion Caught with Drugs and Speeding

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On April 20, 2010, The Ironton Tribune reported that Szatkowski and Jeff Hardy had been arrested on the previous evening on U.S. Route 52 in Hanging Rock, Ohio. Szatkowski had been stopped for speeding by an Ohio State Highway Patrol trooper, who discovered that he was in possession of 18 grams of marijuana and five Vicodin pills, while Hardy was in possession of drug paraphernalia and nine tablets of Testolactone.

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hardys fault for letting rvd drive. Even if it was Sabu who was driving last time, it's not like RVD was like hey slow down mang i'm unified champion and i got a shitload of pot and vicodin on me


cop initially drove by when he seen Jeff with his face paint banging to himself on his ipod while a man with a ponytail is wearing green spandex and speeding in what i'm guessing is a red sportscar
 

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Sorry, story makes no fucking sense.

On April 20th, 2010?

Its still April 19th? Or at least it says "previous evening"

But still.. Idiots, lol.
 

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I know its not true, I was going with the joke lol... but I still see this as a sign though :)
 

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Before the Hardy-RVD match went down I predicted RVD over Hardy and RVD picking up the belt because I thought it was 4-20 today. Then once he won I thought I was a genius then remembered it was only 4-19 and I felt stupid.
 

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Well it is 4/20 so it could happen
 
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This just in:
A local Pawn Shop slightly outside of the metropolitan Orlando, Florida area has purchased the TNA World Heavyweight Title from new and current promotion champion, Rob Van Dam. Van Dam was best remembered for his stint in Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. Total Nonstop Action is an attraction for Orlando based theme park Universal Studios and imitates a wrestling promotion. When spotted exiting a local 7-11 with a bag of Puffy Cheetos and three slurpies and asked why he pawned the attraction's title belt, Van Dam replied " Hey man, do you gotta joint?" To which the reporter responded certainly not, Van Dam responded "It'd be alot cooler if you did."
 

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This just in:
A local Pawn Shop slightly outside of the metropolitan Orlando, Florida area has purchased the TNA World Heavyweight Title from new and current promotion champion, Rob Van Dam. Van Dam was best remembered for his stint in Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. Total Nonstop Action is an attraction for Orlando based theme park Universal Studios and imitates a wrestling promotion. When spotted exiting a local 7-11 with a bag of Puffy Cheetos and three slurpies and asked why he pawned the attraction's title belt, Van Dam replied " Hey man, do you gotta joint?" To which the reporter responded certainly not, Van Dam responded "It'd be alot cooler if you did."
ROFL.