Clearly NOTHING can be worse than crocks right ?

[Solid Snake]

Nike: "Hold my beer."....

So Nike had the brilliant idea of allowing criminals to not only steal expensive shoes from people, but also be entered into a raffle of "What's In My Foot Fanny!". Amazing prizing can include:

• One slightly bent condom
• $1.24 in USD change
• A folded up ticket from a sporting event
• Toenail clippers
• World's smallest switchblade
• Susan's phone number
• A small joint

To make this thread fun...
What do you think people will actually keep in these things?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

*Sees thread name as Cleary NOTHING worse than Cocks right?*

*Reads it again, and sees the actual thread name*

*Realizes @Jacob Fox has corrupted my thoughts and I need help*

Why are these even a thing? Is Nike trying to bring back the Zoos, or whatever they were called, shoes back, and if so why? As far as what will be in them I will say something drug-related rather it be a crack pipe, a joint, or pills as well as random numbers for dudes and chicks, a small weapon of sort, condoms though no one uses them to let us be honest, and a sandwich and a juice box maybe a bag of chips and a snack pack as well.

 

[Solid Snake]

condoms though no one uses them to let us be honest

If you don't want kids or diseases, you use them :dawg:

 

[Jay-Ashley]

If you don't want kids or diseases, you use them :dawg:

Well, obviously, but how many people actually use them that is the real question because everybody like freeballin now, you know, lol.

 

[Solid Snake]

Well, obviously, but how many people actually use them that is the real question because everybody like freeballin now, you know, lol.

Pretty much...

 

[Solid Snake]

Nike also has something for the ladies too...

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Pretty much...

And now I need to go clean my eyes now, so I can forget that gif...

 

[Solid Snake]

And now I need to go clean my eyes now, so I can forget that gif...

 

[Jay-Ashley]

And now I am going to push my fingers in my eyes...

Nike also has something for the ladies too...

Are you sure it is for the ladies and not Dr. Seuss' characters?

 

[Solid Snake]

And now I am going to push my fingers in my eyes...


Are you sure it is for the ladies and not Dr. Seuss' characters?

 

[Nikki Nitro]

*Sees thread name as Cleary NOTHING worse than Cocks right?*

*Reads it again, and sees the actual thread name*

*Realizes @Jacob Fox has corrupted my thoughts and I need help*
.

Haha! I thought the exact same thing.. tbh. *HIDES*

 

[Solid Snake]

Haha! I thought the exact same thing.. tbh. *HIDES*

 

[Nikki Nitro]

I can't help it. @Just Kevin has corrupted my Brain! :emoji_scream:

Spoiler

oops, did I say that out loud?

 

[The Gipper]

I mean stealing things from these might be a bit of a stretch.

"Errrr what are you doing? "

".....I'm just being a nice person, tieing your shoes so you don't trip"

"...These don't have laces"

"Ermmm yeah. They don't.....bye!"

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Squidward knows what's up.

Haha! I thought the exact same thing.. tbh. *HIDES*

I blame Jacob because reasons.