Chuck Taylor > Colt Cabana

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When it comes to comedic wrestlers on the independent circuit of professional wrestling many have only one name to mention, Colt Cofuckingbana. Now I don't hate Colt I don't even dislike him I do like him.... shit wrong thread. Anyway people love Colt and his flying asshole but as the most entertaining comedy character for me is Chuck Taylor, he's a better more athletic worker than Colt, his crowd interaction especially his awkward chants are great and everywhere he goes he's madly over.​

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#RoninBaby​

 

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#ChildKiller

 

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That's what the WWE needs more scary faces.

 

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Or a heel who isn't afraid to get in the crowds face to get heat.

 

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Literally.

 

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The average American crowd should be so easy to get a rise out of to create heat so it is a bit of a shocker that the WWE doesn't do it more often.

 

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Except if you're foreign then you must hate the country despite going to work and live there.

 

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I'm no master talker (who am I kidding? of course I am) but just give me a fat American and I would have about five minutes of material for heat building just from that. But then they'd probably like a formal apology like when Del Rio ripped up a sign. But that's why you have plants.

 

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Insulting a tree won't draw heat.

 

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Chuckie T is a great worker and is one of the most enjoyable people to watch today.

 

[Farooq]

I'm no master talker (who am I kidding? of course I am) but just give me a fat American and I would have about five minutes of material for heat building just from that. But then they'd probably like a formal apology like when Del Rio ripped up a sign. But that's why you have plants.

For PG:
1. You're fat you don't work, the wheels on the car didn't roll your here, you rolled on your own.
2. Hey I heard we had to order a new shipment of food because that guy *points at fan* ate it all along with ugly kids.
3. I'm not sure what has more cushions the couch in the back or the fat on that guy and his mother.
Honestly a crowd would start booing just from simple insults like that, if it was directed towards a fan.