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You Carlos..
Your father is also your brother.
You is an ambiguous word that can be either plural or singular depending on the context (which may itself be ambiguous). English is unique in this regard. French does it too, but it's still not common. Eastern languages such as Korean, Chinese and Japanese do this as well, plurality is usually implied and the "plural" suffix is more accurately translated to "and company". Ask a linguist.
You is not in the word team, but there is a me.
You just accidentally a whole Fleshlight.(It was not accidentally)
You are a moron and probably a cunt, and yet, this website will still beg you for money.
You will never find true love.
You have shitting dick nipples.
You are /b/.
You spend endless hours emailing girls on Myspace, but your friendlist is still mostly bands.
You are a fucking furfag.
You think The Internet is serious business.
You spelled backwards is suck.
You think Family Guy is funny.
You jack off to goatse, you sick fuck.
You sat through over 9000 revolutions of meatspin.
You had to do the above with a mirror because you starred in the video as the birdie.
You will never reach the stars, You can't even get together with yourself.
You feel uncomfortable when you're alone, because you're afraid to rape yourself.
You give yourself hickies with a vacuum in an attempt to fool people that you actually have a girlfriend. Trust us, you're not fooling anyone but yourself.
You voted for George W. Bush. Twice.
You voted for Barack Hussein Obama.
You want to rape your friend and family. Oh, only the family, You do not have any friends.
You are in a shitty local band noone likes, although a few people may claim to so that you don't feel bad.
You Have wet dreams of krillin sucking your cock.
You spent 4 months of savings from bagging groceries on samurai swords, but for some reason you still aren't a ninja.
You need to stop kidding yourself, they pick you last in gym, and it's not because you're the best.
You consider yourself to have a "competitive personality" because you play on Xbox Live.
You cut yourself.
You have been looking up some runescape porn... Right?
You SUCK DICKS PRIVATE PILE!
You CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN-HOSE!
You fap to shota/lolicon.
You crank dat Soulja Boy.
You think that milhouse is a meme.
You can't wait to call Gamestop and ask for Battletoads.
You Want Harry Potter to suck yo' dick, you pervert.
You bought Wii Fit to lose weight, but stopped playing after seeing your body mass index.
You probably think this article is not about you. However, in truth, it is.
You are the reason your mom cries and your dad drinks.
You are a Nazi.
You are on your uncle's favorite fapping picture. His second favorite is your mom.
You Killed Jesus.
You are your neighbor's bitch.
You have a deep seeded dream of sucking Master Roshi's cock.
You got a bunch of job applications for Christmas. From every single person in your family.
You are a weeaboo.
You Suck.
YOU called rule34 on lunch OMG DIE YOU FREAK
You Were slapped on the ass when you were born
You Have a power level of 8999.
You Really, REALLY just wanna go outside and kill yourself right now.
You invented 4chan, asshole.
You Equip giant weapons on your world of warcraft character to draw attention from your microscopic Penis
You have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason: X.
You are a Jew.
You are an accident who has no purpose in life. There is no reason for you to exist and you should become an hero
You Started the swine flu. Way to go Jackass.
You write 400-page walkthroughs for GameFAQs with a tl;dr disclaimer at the top threatening legal action against anyone who violates the copyright of your intellectual property, as if you could afford liability coverage for your shitkicker station wagon, much less a lawyer.
You get trolled into online political debates in which you call your opponents "idiot" and "moron" so repetitively that it loses all meaning, then claim to be in law school or business school or med school or whichever prestigious university you believe would give your opinion credibility, when in fact you've been living with your mom since you dropped out of high school 9 years ago.
You are a pedophile who advocates age-of-consent reform under some twisted delusion that even Helen Keller at 12 would have consented to fucking your fat, ugly, smelly, hairy, nasty, pimply-ridden ass.
You play D&D. Oh, excuse me, AD&D. Calm the fuck down.
You have more dirty dishes in front of your computer than you have in the kitchen sink.
You get angry at people for going into your room, yet you wonder why you sleep alone every night.
You wear t-shirts with cynical, sarcastic slogans that deride humanity to give a false pretense that it's you who hates the world and not the other way around.
You have a poster of The Little Mermaid on your wall, and fap to it every night.
YOU Fuck little kittens so YOU can brag to your 'buddy's' about how YOU screwed a Pussy.
YOU ARE such a pathetic wimp that YOU WILL NEVER win a real fight so YOU pick fights on the internet.
YOU love The Jonas Brothers.
YOU believe everything Glenn Beck says.
YOU decline the fact that your family tree is a telephone pole, but it is.
YOU are a smurf.
You (And this is the worst thing of all) are You.
No YOU!
Did You Know that...
YOU can't handle Cubic Time, Cubic Life or Cubic Truth - for inside of Time Cube equates the most magnificent symmetry of opposites existing within the universe - for every corner has an equal opposite corner, every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2 corners, every tri-corner has an equal opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has an equal opposite 4 corners.
YOU Suck
YOU Fuck
YOU Screw on the side of the road
YOU fail at life, the Internet, and comedy.
YOU don't have any friends.
YOU sucked someone off so you could get the money to buy a Nintendo DS?.
YOU are probably an angsty, bisexual, atheist teenager.
YOU would be killing brain cells if you had any.
YOU are the reason why we can't have nice things.
YOU can't do it. And if you are, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
YOU like being wrong and YOU enjoy being corrected? But YOU never learn any thing.
YOU think you have a life but you don't live.
YOU Most likely have ADHD
YOU have NO Social Life.
YOU spend most of your day on ED and SL because you don't have a first life.
YOU feed on Internet binary code. How ever the fuck that works?
YOU are the most in the closet FAG ever.
YOU fail it (your skill is not enough).
YOU Fail because your evil will be your undoing.
YOU are an internet toughguy .
YOU are an ass pirate.
YOU get butthurt when someone PWNS your fucking ass.
YOU fuck your momma,sister and your dad fucks YOU cause YOU gotta keep teh family inbreeding going.
YOU hate Furrys so much that YOU have accounts on several of their websites.
YOU hate Furry art so much that YOU look at every new furry vid on Jewtube and watch every anthropomorphic second of it.
YOU can NOT stop the Furrys from Yiffing no matter how much you try no matter how much you want to.
You can NOT stop Zoophiles from loving animals no matter how wrong you think it is.
You can NOT stop looking at your mom's saggy tits
YOU WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!
YOU have Bestiality Autism. (YOU see Dog cock and Dog sex every where you go)
YOU have Erectile Dis function and Educational Disorder.
YOU are universally hated.
YOU have a 1 inch nub dick and no matter how many hours you spend tugging on it, the thing never grows.
YOU lost the game before it started.
YOU don't know anything.
YOU are worse the TheAmazingAtheist.
YOU ARE the cancer that IS /b/.
YOU 13 year old twat tit twits are killing the internet and when its dead we all lose.
YOU don't have ANY of the signs of maturity (a large scar somewhere on your body, have had or need knee surgery, a hairy mole and a five o'clock shadow.)
YOU are addicted to sniffing paint and drinking Gas.
YOU think that YOU don't take the internet seriously but YOU do.
YOU cannot divide by zero.
YOU only get sex when YOU put on your 2 tone power space armor.
YOU are NOT wanted by Uncle Sam.
YOU can dish it out but YOU can't take it.
YOU will NEVER get IT.
YOU are a failed abortion.
YOU SUCK.
YOU probably contributed to this very article, pretending it doesn't apply to YOUrself?
YOU also probably visit this site so YOU don't sound like a newfag.
YOU actually think this article is about YOU and not the long, Blue parody that it is.
YOU love getting banned by other sites because it's so fulfilling and worth 5 cents.
YOU smoke Mudkips way too much.
YOU gonna get raped.
YOU are special. Don't let anyone else make you think otherwise...
You where conceived when your father was drunk and masturbated into a mud puddle, then paid your crackwhore mother to wrestel a badger naked in that puddle for a 3 cigarettes. She then passed out and was struck by lightning, energizing the badger shit/Sean Hannity Semen/Dead Crackwhore soup, creating thousands of new species of germs. After a week of rotting under the sun, this soup rectally was consumed by a homeless schizophrenic meth addict beaner, where you coagulated into a shit fetus within his intestines for 2 days before you where shat out behind an bar in Oklahoma. Only the Devils admiration of such a disturbing and twisted being kept you alive long enough before a pack of ★★★★★★s took mercy on you and raised you on a diet of their own shit and pig blood, because they didn't care about you because your so god damn ugly, stupid and worthless. Just fucking kill yourself. Get the fuck out of here. You will never know love, joy, laughter or the touch of a woman. God weeps at the fact of your existence, for only he knows how truly pointless it is, and how useless you are. The end. smurf.
...lulz. No seriously though, YOU really are a smurf.
Your father is also your brother.
You is an ambiguous word that can be either plural or singular depending on the context (which may itself be ambiguous). English is unique in this regard. French does it too, but it's still not common. Eastern languages such as Korean, Chinese and Japanese do this as well, plurality is usually implied and the "plural" suffix is more accurately translated to "and company". Ask a linguist.
You is not in the word team, but there is a me.
You just accidentally a whole Fleshlight.(It was not accidentally)
You are a moron and probably a cunt, and yet, this website will still beg you for money.
You will never find true love.
You have shitting dick nipples.
You are /b/.
You spend endless hours emailing girls on Myspace, but your friendlist is still mostly bands.
You are a fucking furfag.
You think The Internet is serious business.
You spelled backwards is suck.
You think Family Guy is funny.
You jack off to goatse, you sick fuck.
You sat through over 9000 revolutions of meatspin.
You had to do the above with a mirror because you starred in the video as the birdie.
You will never reach the stars, You can't even get together with yourself.
You feel uncomfortable when you're alone, because you're afraid to rape yourself.
You give yourself hickies with a vacuum in an attempt to fool people that you actually have a girlfriend. Trust us, you're not fooling anyone but yourself.
You voted for George W. Bush. Twice.
You voted for Barack Hussein Obama.
You want to rape your friend and family. Oh, only the family, You do not have any friends.
You are in a shitty local band noone likes, although a few people may claim to so that you don't feel bad.
You Have wet dreams of krillin sucking your cock.
You spent 4 months of savings from bagging groceries on samurai swords, but for some reason you still aren't a ninja.
You need to stop kidding yourself, they pick you last in gym, and it's not because you're the best.
You consider yourself to have a "competitive personality" because you play on Xbox Live.
You cut yourself.
You have been looking up some runescape porn... Right?
You SUCK DICKS PRIVATE PILE!
You CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN-HOSE!
You fap to shota/lolicon.
You crank dat Soulja Boy.
You think that milhouse is a meme.
You can't wait to call Gamestop and ask for Battletoads.
You Want Harry Potter to suck yo' dick, you pervert.
You bought Wii Fit to lose weight, but stopped playing after seeing your body mass index.
You probably think this article is not about you. However, in truth, it is.
You are the reason your mom cries and your dad drinks.
You are a Nazi.
You are on your uncle's favorite fapping picture. His second favorite is your mom.
You Killed Jesus.
You are your neighbor's bitch.
You have a deep seeded dream of sucking Master Roshi's cock.
You got a bunch of job applications for Christmas. From every single person in your family.
You are a weeaboo.
You Suck.
YOU called rule34 on lunch OMG DIE YOU FREAK
You Were slapped on the ass when you were born
You Have a power level of 8999.
You Really, REALLY just wanna go outside and kill yourself right now.
You invented 4chan, asshole.
You Equip giant weapons on your world of warcraft character to draw attention from your microscopic Penis
You have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason: X.
You are a Jew.
You are an accident who has no purpose in life. There is no reason for you to exist and you should become an hero
You Started the swine flu. Way to go Jackass.
You write 400-page walkthroughs for GameFAQs with a tl;dr disclaimer at the top threatening legal action against anyone who violates the copyright of your intellectual property, as if you could afford liability coverage for your shitkicker station wagon, much less a lawyer.
You get trolled into online political debates in which you call your opponents "idiot" and "moron" so repetitively that it loses all meaning, then claim to be in law school or business school or med school or whichever prestigious university you believe would give your opinion credibility, when in fact you've been living with your mom since you dropped out of high school 9 years ago.
You are a pedophile who advocates age-of-consent reform under some twisted delusion that even Helen Keller at 12 would have consented to fucking your fat, ugly, smelly, hairy, nasty, pimply-ridden ass.
You play D&D. Oh, excuse me, AD&D. Calm the fuck down.
You have more dirty dishes in front of your computer than you have in the kitchen sink.
You get angry at people for going into your room, yet you wonder why you sleep alone every night.
You wear t-shirts with cynical, sarcastic slogans that deride humanity to give a false pretense that it's you who hates the world and not the other way around.
You have a poster of The Little Mermaid on your wall, and fap to it every night.
YOU Fuck little kittens so YOU can brag to your 'buddy's' about how YOU screwed a Pussy.
YOU ARE such a pathetic wimp that YOU WILL NEVER win a real fight so YOU pick fights on the internet.
YOU love The Jonas Brothers.
YOU believe everything Glenn Beck says.
YOU decline the fact that your family tree is a telephone pole, but it is.
YOU are a smurf.
You (And this is the worst thing of all) are You.
No YOU!
Did You Know that...
YOU can't handle Cubic Time, Cubic Life or Cubic Truth - for inside of Time Cube equates the most magnificent symmetry of opposites existing within the universe - for every corner has an equal opposite corner, every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2 corners, every tri-corner has an equal opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has an equal opposite 4 corners.
YOU Suck
YOU Fuck
YOU Screw on the side of the road
YOU fail at life, the Internet, and comedy.
YOU don't have any friends.
YOU sucked someone off so you could get the money to buy a Nintendo DS?.
YOU are probably an angsty, bisexual, atheist teenager.
YOU would be killing brain cells if you had any.
YOU are the reason why we can't have nice things.
YOU can't do it. And if you are, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
YOU like being wrong and YOU enjoy being corrected? But YOU never learn any thing.
YOU think you have a life but you don't live.
YOU Most likely have ADHD
YOU have NO Social Life.
YOU spend most of your day on ED and SL because you don't have a first life.
YOU feed on Internet binary code. How ever the fuck that works?
YOU are the most in the closet FAG ever.
YOU fail it (your skill is not enough).
YOU Fail because your evil will be your undoing.
YOU are an internet toughguy .
YOU are an ass pirate.
YOU get butthurt when someone PWNS your fucking ass.
YOU fuck your momma,sister and your dad fucks YOU cause YOU gotta keep teh family inbreeding going.
YOU hate Furrys so much that YOU have accounts on several of their websites.
YOU hate Furry art so much that YOU look at every new furry vid on Jewtube and watch every anthropomorphic second of it.
YOU can NOT stop the Furrys from Yiffing no matter how much you try no matter how much you want to.
You can NOT stop Zoophiles from loving animals no matter how wrong you think it is.
You can NOT stop looking at your mom's saggy tits
YOU WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!
YOU have Bestiality Autism. (YOU see Dog cock and Dog sex every where you go)
YOU have Erectile Dis function and Educational Disorder.
YOU are universally hated.
YOU have a 1 inch nub dick and no matter how many hours you spend tugging on it, the thing never grows.
YOU lost the game before it started.
YOU don't know anything.
YOU are worse the TheAmazingAtheist.
YOU ARE the cancer that IS /b/.
YOU 13 year old twat tit twits are killing the internet and when its dead we all lose.
YOU don't have ANY of the signs of maturity (a large scar somewhere on your body, have had or need knee surgery, a hairy mole and a five o'clock shadow.)
YOU are addicted to sniffing paint and drinking Gas.
YOU think that YOU don't take the internet seriously but YOU do.
YOU cannot divide by zero.
YOU only get sex when YOU put on your 2 tone power space armor.
YOU are NOT wanted by Uncle Sam.
YOU can dish it out but YOU can't take it.
YOU will NEVER get IT.
YOU are a failed abortion.
YOU SUCK.
YOU probably contributed to this very article, pretending it doesn't apply to YOUrself?
YOU also probably visit this site so YOU don't sound like a newfag.
YOU actually think this article is about YOU and not the long, Blue parody that it is.
YOU love getting banned by other sites because it's so fulfilling and worth 5 cents.
YOU smoke Mudkips way too much.
YOU gonna get raped.
YOU are special. Don't let anyone else make you think otherwise...
You where conceived when your father was drunk and masturbated into a mud puddle, then paid your crackwhore mother to wrestel a badger naked in that puddle for a 3 cigarettes. She then passed out and was struck by lightning, energizing the badger shit/Sean Hannity Semen/Dead Crackwhore soup, creating thousands of new species of germs. After a week of rotting under the sun, this soup rectally was consumed by a homeless schizophrenic meth addict beaner, where you coagulated into a shit fetus within his intestines for 2 days before you where shat out behind an bar in Oklahoma. Only the Devils admiration of such a disturbing and twisted being kept you alive long enough before a pack of ★★★★★★s took mercy on you and raised you on a diet of their own shit and pig blood, because they didn't care about you because your so god damn ugly, stupid and worthless. Just fucking kill yourself. Get the fuck out of here. You will never know love, joy, laughter or the touch of a woman. God weeps at the fact of your existence, for only he knows how truly pointless it is, and how useless you are. The end. smurf.
...lulz. No seriously though, YOU really are a smurf.
