Captain Kirk Wins All Fights

[Action Jackson]

That's all.

If Captain Kirk fights a dude, he fucking wins. Period.

He wins all the fist-fights and fucks all the broads. He even fist-fucks a few of the broads. He's a kinky dude. He bangs Andorian broads and holds on to those blue antenna the whole time.

Captain Kirk: RED ALERT, BITCH!!

Captain Kirk: DROPKICK LIKE A MAN!!

Captain Kirk: SET PHASERS TO SHINING WIZAAHHHHD!!

Captain Kirk: HURRI-KHAN-RANA!!

 

[Farooq]

I-I....would.....liketothinkthat......t-this thread........isjustverycorrect!

 

[RoyalRaven]

The best part about this topic, is your signature, because it has the fucking Warmachine in it.

 

[Action Jackson]

The best part would be Captain Kirk flying out of a TV and kicking you in the twat.

 

[RoyalRaven]

The best part would be Captain Kirk flying out of a TV and kicking you in the twat.

Col. Rhodes > Captain Kirk. /Thread

 

[Action Jackson]

Trolls gettin' blocked

 

[TheTNHMaster]

Just gonna say, as awesome as Kirk is.

Picard>All

 

[TheArabHammer]

Just gonna say, as awesome as Kirk is.

Picard>All

ENGAGE!

 

[TheTNHMaster]

ENGAGE!

MAKE IT SO!

 

[RoyalRaven]

Picard is the Greatest of all the Star Trek Captains !

 

[Action Jackson]

Picard is the shit!! I prefer Riker on that show though. Riker does all the fighting and fucking and he never cries.

 

[TheTNHMaster]

Picard is the shit!! I prefer Riker on that show though. Riker does all the fighting and fucking and he never cries.