*BREAKING NEWS* The Real Story Behined The Fall Of IWF (Part 1)

[Rell]

I've done some homework and I've managed to find out what really went on behind the scenes here on our beautiful forum. The facts my shock you...

It all started on a Saturday afternoon. PeepShow had just woken up. He rushed over to the computer expecting to watch TNA today, but was shocked when he saw his desktop had been changed to a picture of JBL in a Cowboy hat. "Aye Dios Mio!!!" Peepshow yelled. "OOOHHH YEAH" Peep heard a loud noise coming from his mothers bedroom. "What the hell, I thought my mom was at work" Peepshow quietly whispered to himself. As he walked through the hall, the sounds of sweaty balls grew louder. PeepShow knew he had act fast. He brushed his hair into a ponytail, grabbed a banana, and continued down the hall. As he made his way to the door, the sound was undeniable. He started to open the door, but what he found will shock the world. There was a huge hairy man wearing a orange thong & a Gay Rights T-Shirt...."KAEDON!!!!"


....To be continued

 

[Untouchable]

lol, can't wait for the next installment.

 

[Kaedon]

ROFL this guy still can't get off my nutz. I bet he was going through withdrawals not being able to talk about me. It's nice having a fan

 

[Wrestling Station]

whats your sources? >_>

 

[C4]

I've done some homework and I've managed to find out what really went on behind the scenes here on our beautiful forum. The facts my shock you...

It all started on a Saturday afternoon. PeepShow had just woken up. He rushed over to the computer expecting to watch TNA today, but was shocked when he saw his desktop had been changed to a picture of JBL in a Cowboy hat. "Aye Dios Mio!!!" Peepshow yelled. "OOOHHH YEAH" Peep heard a loud noise coming from his mothers bedroom. "What the hell, I thought my mom was at work" Peepshow quietly whispered to himself. As he walked through the hall, the sounds of sweaty balls grew louder. PeepShow knew he had act fast. He brushed his hair into a ponytail, grabbed a banana, and continued down the hall. As he made his way to the door, the sound was undeniable. He started to open the door, but what he found will shock the world. There was a huge hairy man wearing a orange thong & a Gay Rights T-Shirt...."KAEDON!!!!"


....To be continued

Those parts were golden, can't wait for the next part :shifty:

 

[PeepShow]

What I wanna know is how can you hear sweaty balls?

 

[Great One]

Nice.

 

[Travis40]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!! Mike Chaos is a fucking dumbass!!!1111 wait...that wasn't breaking news...eh but we all knew it....who the fuck cares Mike's still a dumbass TBH O_O

 

[Reinvented]

What I wanna know is how can you hear sweaty balls?

Like This!!!

Artist: CB4 (Daddy-O, Hi-C)
Song: Sweat of My Balls
[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress
[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass [censored]
[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer
[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players [scratch]
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it
[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob
[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your [woof] in the sky
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!

 

[PeepShow]

^Failure.

I said how can you hear, not feel.

 

[Reinvented]

You Fail!

Its a song and you hear a song so I'm right and you suck....

Artist: CB4 (Daddy-O, Hi-C)
Song: Straight Outta Locash
[Daddy-O]
CB4 in the motherfuckin house!
[Hi-C]
Yeah Gusto's in the motherfuckin house
with my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7!
So check this shit out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?)
KICK THAT SHIT!!!
[Hi-C]
Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah!
(Where you from, smurf?)
[Daddy-O]
Comin straight out of Locash,
a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the smurf waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup smurf?)
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!
[scratches til fade]

 

[KenFan4life]

Ka'durrh, kA'ka, u just got checked bro, pounge, geed, etc are all my catchphrases.....so what the fuck are u all doing trying to copy my lines? seriously....i went to the patton'a'ted offices so now all of my catchphrases are now copyrighted and shit...so BYE.


Oh yeah, the real story of the fall of iwf was cause they banned me and the place got loaded up with shitty noobs and tha' place got boring and shit, and thats how.....bro.

 

[Rell]

Ka'durrh, kA'ka, u just got checked bro, pounge, geed, etc are all my catchphrases.....so what the fuck are u all doing trying to copy my lines? seriously....i went to the patton'a'ted offices so now all of my catchphrases are now copyrighted and shit...so BYE.

He always steals catchphrases, where do you think "You Mad", "tbh" :08:, :thumbdown: etc. came from? I know they're just smilies but name one person who was using them before me...you cant, I made them cool :laugh:

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

' know what, you got checked bro...You mad?

 

[KenFan4life]

yeah, sort of....