I apologize if there is already a thread for this kind of topic, but anyway, two years ago, I am with a friend and he brought this dude and this chick the guy was dating. We're at the movies right? About 30 minutes in I heard panting and grunting. I'm like what the fuck right? So I look to my left where my buddy was sitting right next to me and I see his dick (this is a true story, hand to god I am not lying.). And around his dick is this chicks hand! And farther to the left I see his buddies dick, with the chicks hand around it! Yes people. Fortunately I picked the right fucking seat and missed out on a friendship handy. This slut was giving not only her boyfriend a handy j, but my friend a handy j at the same time. It was (unlike Rock vs Cena) one of those once in a lifetime things, I don't think I will ever in actual life see something as bizarre as that moment was.