Yeah yeah yeah, call me a bandwagonner or a cunt or a fake or a copy cat, I don't care. It's the Beard World Order baby!
If you wish to accept the Beard as your personal lord and savior, Christ of Christs, Beard of Beards, Holy Father Of Facial Hair, then sign up in the appropriate user groups.
Be warned, only the most astute scholars of Beardom will ultimately be accepted into the Holy Land of Hair. So if I see any smurfs trying to enter my grizzled gates, I will cast thee down into the depths of Brazilian Bikini Waxes, where you will remain hairless forever!
If you wish to accept the Beard as your personal lord and savior, Christ of Christs, Beard of Beards, Holy Father Of Facial Hair, then sign up in the appropriate user groups.
Be warned, only the most astute scholars of Beardom will ultimately be accepted into the Holy Land of Hair. So if I see any smurfs trying to enter my grizzled gates, I will cast thee down into the depths of Brazilian Bikini Waxes, where you will remain hairless forever!