Soulpower
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Do I have a treat for you guys or what? The Animal's book has been leaked and I have decided to post the Title and the Chapters... Enjoy.
Do I Shake The Rope, or Does the Rope Shake Me? A look into the philosophy of Batista.
Chapter 1: Me and the roids
Chapter 2: More roids
Chapter 3: I want my rematch
Chapter 4: I exposed somebody's ass tonight
Chapter 5: How I got my ass kicked by Booker T
Chapter 6: Interview with #1 contender Basketball
Chapter 7: Well, at least I'm not worse than Khali...right?
Chapter 8: How to correctly insert steroids
Chapter 9: Uhhhhhhh........
Chapter ten: Even as a face I can beat people up whether if I win or lose.
Chapter 11: I had no charisma, so I let the fireworks do it for me
Chapter 12: How I got my groove back... Wait...
Chapter 13: Evolution is a mystery. Befriending Triple H to get to the top isn't
Chapter 14 Atleast the internet nerds likes me more than Cena. Don't they?
chapter 15: I can't believe i'm not buttered
Chapter 16:How I lost 7 world title matches in one year
Chapter 17: How I got Ariel fired for no reason.
Chapter 18: Rematch again; I promise I'll win this one. Seriously. I mean it. Absolutely, positively. If I don't you can slice off my member.
Chapter 19: Go ahead, slice it off. It's all shrunken from roids anyways.
20:BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN!!!l
Chapter 21: How to be a great role model for kids
Chapter 22: Philippines
Chapter 23: How I bribed Vince to give me constant title shots, which i lost
Chapter 24: My BFF: Steroids; A Life Long Relationship
Chapter 25: Stair Roids
Chapter 26: Remaaaaaaaaaaatch
Chapter 27: I know. I'll shave my head to be more popular and edgy.
Chapter 28-Wen I go home a wite abut my rematch
Do I Shake The Rope, or Does the Rope Shake Me? A look into the philosophy of Batista.
Chapter 1: Me and the roids
Chapter 2: More roids
Chapter 3: I want my rematch
Chapter 4: I exposed somebody's ass tonight
Chapter 5: How I got my ass kicked by Booker T
Chapter 6: Interview with #1 contender Basketball
Chapter 7: Well, at least I'm not worse than Khali...right?
Chapter 8: How to correctly insert steroids
Chapter 9: Uhhhhhhh........
Chapter ten: Even as a face I can beat people up whether if I win or lose.
Chapter 11: I had no charisma, so I let the fireworks do it for me
Chapter 12: How I got my groove back... Wait...
Chapter 13: Evolution is a mystery. Befriending Triple H to get to the top isn't
Chapter 14 Atleast the internet nerds likes me more than Cena. Don't they?
chapter 15: I can't believe i'm not buttered
Chapter 16:How I lost 7 world title matches in one year
Chapter 17: How I got Ariel fired for no reason.
Chapter 18: Rematch again; I promise I'll win this one. Seriously. I mean it. Absolutely, positively. If I don't you can slice off my member.
Chapter 19: Go ahead, slice it off. It's all shrunken from roids anyways.
20:BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN!!!l
Chapter 21: How to be a great role model for kids
Chapter 22: Philippines
Chapter 23: How I bribed Vince to give me constant title shots, which i lost
Chapter 24: My BFF: Steroids; A Life Long Relationship
Chapter 25: Stair Roids
Chapter 26: Remaaaaaaaaaaatch
Chapter 27: I know. I'll shave my head to be more popular and edgy.
Chapter 28-Wen I go home a wite abut my rematch
