Barry Explains His Wrestling Conspiracy Theories

[Barry Poppins]

Title says it all, this is where I just chat shit and either shitpost a conspiracy theory or say something obviously ridiculous but plausible enough to allow for people to choose to believe it if they wanna stretch or reach perspectives.

First one here:

Pat McAfee is actually a heel.

His gimmick is his real life personality: A loud, obnoxious, frat bro transvestigator. WWE of course presents him as a babyface (which is a whole other can of worms) but looking at his underlying behavior, he's not. It's like when WWE presented Hogan as a babyface between 1989-1993. On the surface, sure.

But if you look at Hogan's behavior underneath, he's a backstabbing, self-centered, obnoxious hot-dogging bastard who constantly fucks over his friends. Pat McAfee is WWE's version of Joe Rogan, a seemingly normal guy who's underneath the veneer of civility is actually a spineless jackass.

And there is my presentation on why Pat McAfee is secretly WWE's biggest heel no one acknowledges. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

 

[Chris]

I see the vision myself but I feel like the Hogan part of this is actually the bigger conspiracy people will be wanting you to expand on lol I pretty much already agree tho, it's also what I'm convinced is why I don't like Gorilla Monsoon as much as most, he was forced to defend it and Ventura and Bobby made him look real bad bc of it

 

[Barry Poppins]

Gorilla is a massive hypocrite on commentary lel, he would always suck the dick of babyfaces when they blatantly cheated but would be so offended when heels did the same lol