Bad jokes

[Dairydude]

so we all need some laughs, so here's a thread purpose built for funny jokes, pics, gifs etc.

EVERYTHING GOES, so no-one start bitching that they got their feelings hurt by a joke


to start:

Whats worse than letting the McCann's babysit your kid?

Letting Chris Benoit adopt them.

 

[wwe_fanatic]

Oooooh! That was low! (Funny though! lol)

Q)What did the the hotdog vendor at the bottom of the WTC say?
A)Who ordered the 2 jumbo's?

The United States is historically remarkable for being the first nation with obese poor people.

lol

 

[Dairydude]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza

A pizza dosen't scream in the oven




Why does a German shower have 11 holes?

Because a Jew's only for 10 fingers

 

[the dark knight]

why do TNA fans hate arabs?
cuz they know that arabs like to fuck sheep.

no racism..just jokes.

 

[Travis40]

What do you call a Black Person buried up to their neck in the ground?

Afroturf


What do black people and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree


I'm not racist...I just heard these jokes at school and I thought I'd pass them along

 

[Viva La Luke]

On the topic of Black Jokes

"Whats 3 things a black man can't get?"

A - A fat lip, A black eye and a job!

 

[Dairydude]

What do you call a black man with a white afro?
A Pint of Guinness

American Airlines are offering a new luxury service.
For an extra $50, they'll fly you straight to your desk
(in it's prime right after 9/11)


Sad story on the news the other day.
An Irish woodworm was found dead... In a brick


What's black, blue and hates sex?
The little boy under my stairs.