THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps
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OK, this is of high importance. I have been talking with young Patrick over MSN, and it has come to our intention that a lot of 'tards are absolutely murdering the English language. Ah, but have no fear; for BKB is here. Children: my name is BKB, and I am your teacher.
Now certain members seem to have a high degree of retardism, so kiddies, this is here to help you, and your English of course. Just think, with the coaching of some of us on IWF, you could be getting straight 'A's.
So welcome to those of you who suffer such crippling diseases.
OK, here is the first lesson kids. In this lesson, I plan on teaching you the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.
'Your' that the person this is directed at is in possesion of whatever you are saying 'your' about. For example:
Correct. Full marks~!
Now, allow me to show you some incorrect grammar.
You see, you have said in this first sentence that he is in possesion of cool. That he owns cool. When in fact, you are supposed to be saying that he is cool.
In the second sentence, you have said he is in possesion of being sick, when instead he is sick.
Once again, in the third, you have said he is in possesion of being cool. Same thing goes for saying he is a lot alike.
OK, this topic shall look at when it is wrong to say 'done', as you were meant to say 'did'. Let's look at our example:
When he 'did' them, not 'done' them. Have would be needed before 'done'. 'When he had done them'.
Yeah, when you're just too dumb; kill yourself. For example:
Kill yourself.
You too.
That's all for today. And remember 'tards: my name is BKB, and I am your teacher~!
Now certain members seem to have a high degree of retardism, so kiddies, this is here to help you, and your English of course. Just think, with the coaching of some of us on IWF, you could be getting straight 'A's.
So welcome to those of you who suffer such crippling diseases.
Lesson One: Your/You're
OK, here is the first lesson kids. In this lesson, I plan on teaching you the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.
'Your' that the person this is directed at is in possesion of whatever you are saying 'your' about. For example:
Correct. Full marks~!
Now, allow me to show you some incorrect grammar.
No, no, no, no! Wrong. Detention~!
You see, you have said in this first sentence that he is in possesion of cool. That he owns cool. When in fact, you are supposed to be saying that he is cool.
In the second sentence, you have said he is in possesion of being sick, when instead he is sick.
Once again, in the third, you have said he is in possesion of being cool. Same thing goes for saying he is a lot alike.
Lesson Two: Did/Done
OK, this topic shall look at when it is wrong to say 'done', as you were meant to say 'did'. Let's look at our example:
Yes but when he done them they were jokes in response to someone who had plugged before him where as Goldman and few others just come in here and plug for no reason...no:
When he 'did' them, not 'done' them. Have would be needed before 'done'. 'When he had done them'.
Lesson Three: Shoot Yourself
Yeah, when you're just too dumb; kill yourself. For example:
Kill yourself.
You too.
That's all for today. And remember 'tards: my name is BKB, and I am your teacher~!
