AMA Ask Twiggy Anything

[Solid Snake]

I made one for Joey and left out Twiggy...
I think I may have thought I did this and forgot, not sure.
Either way, this can be made quite funny right now considering @Twiggymaster can answer these.

:twiggy:

 

[Rosie]

What does Twiggy think of Joey?

 

[Asuka Lock]

Okay well this thread is gonna be awesome and shit like this is why i love you @Solid Snake

 

[The Gipper]

What does Twiggy think of Joey?

I hate him, have I not made this clear?




Wait, I'm not disguised as Twiggy anymore, dammit!

 

[Rosie]

Okay well this thread is gonna be awesome and shit like this is why i love you @Solid Snake

(Also btw, you can make your own thread too for an AMA)

 

[Solid Snake]

What does Twiggy think of Joey?

He feels as though he is imprisoned in his own teenage angst. Joey hogs the bed, the place he once slept in every night. This hurts his feelings. His tears and hurt form rage fits where he tries to kamehameha Joey every time he uses the box because Joey also forgets to bury his poo. He also has a peeing issue where he will pee on any towels or clothes left on the floor and Twiggy takes that as him marking his territory.

Twiggy in his own words:

"He eats MY food, poos in MY box, and sleeps in MY bed! How do you think I feel about this? I'd beat him up more if it wasn't for that bloody time out cage I get thrown into when I get mad. One of these days... One of these days Joey... POW! Right in the pisser!"

 

[Nikki Nitro]

Dear Twiggy...
Who is the Alpha male? :emoji_smiley_cat:

 

[Solid Snake]

Dear Twiggy...
Who is the Alpha male? :emoji_smiley_cat:

Twiggy:
"I don't believe in being an Alpha male, because that implies there is more than one. I am THEE male and I run this house. Those dogs have nothing on me."

 

[Rosie]

What does Twiggy think of Shiny Lombre?

 

[Nikki Nitro]

Twiggy:
"I don't believe in being an Alpha male, because that implies there is more than one. I am THEE male and I run this house. Those dogs have nothing on me."

Sooo, Basically he's the "King" of the house. Lol.

 

[Solid Snake]

What does Twiggy think of Shiny Lombre?

Twiggy:

"It appears to be two different strains of catnip. Two strains I like. Can I eat him?"

 

[Rosie]

Twiggy:

"It appears to be two different strains of catnip. Two strains I like. Can I eat him?"

If you want Scalding hot water to the face.

 

[Nikki Nitro]

If you want Scalding hot water to the face.