Are you ready to....

[Testify]

Take a ride on the Testify train?

:

 

[Danielson]

Yes I am

 

[Nano]

Of course I am. Why wouldn't I? We've had sex more than once :ksi:

 

[Testify]

Yes I am

 

[Farooq]

I have tickets for first class night rides :ksi:

 

[Testify]

I have tickets for first class night rides :ksi:

My penis does its finest work at night, so you did the right thing.

 

[Forrest OAKADA]

STICK YOU'RE HAND UP THIS IS A TRAIN ROBBERY!
*waves a Gun Around*

 

[Testify]

STICK YOU'RE HAND UP THIS IS A TRAIN ROBBERY!
*waves a Gun Around*

And then I bitch slap the shit out of you with godzilla penis of mine.

 

[Forrest OAKADA]

And then I bitch slap the shit out of you with godzilla penis of mine.

ALSO PUT YOUR LEGS UP.....ALL 3 OF THEM!

 

[Testify]

ALSO PUT YOUR LEGS UP.....ALL 3 OF THEM!

:

 

[Forrest OAKADA]

:

Wait....That's not a 3rd Leg.....OH JESUS CHRIST...ABANDON TRAIN!
*Jumps off the train at the sight of the 'Third Leg'*

 

[Solidus1]

GrammarNazi82 is.

 

[Testify]

GrammarNazi82 is.

Are you gonna jump on the #TestTrain or are you gonna watch from the sidelines?

 

[Aids Johnson]

No, but my mother is. And my grandma too!

 

[Snowman1]

It'll be a total trainwreck if you start spinning around again