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Solid Snake

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I was reading about what is considered to be "old" these days and surprisingly, 80 is now considered old where it used to be 65. Also, Millennials are going through midlife crises so we are talking 25 to 35 year olds when this used to not happen until around 50. An independent newswire in Britain complied a list of signs that you are old and here it is! Read through the list and see how many apply to you.

1. You fall asleep watching TV or reading the paper
2. You become forgetful
3. You groan when getting up from a chair or out of bed
4. You say ‘back in my day’
5. You choose clothes for comfort rather than style
6. You repeat yourself
7. You have no idea what is in the music charts
8. You insist ‘things aren’t as they used to be’
9. You choose places to eat because they play quiet music
10. You have an afternoon nap
11. You don't know the names of current celebrities
12. People offer you a seat on public transport
13. You prefer to stay in rather than go out drinking
14. You have a low tolerance for teenagers
15. You forget where your glasses are
16. Choosing to meet friends for lunch or dinner rather than a night out for drinks
17. Choosing a cup of tea over an alcoholic drink
18. Wear slippers all the time
19. You watch ‘old’ TV shows like Antiques Roadshow
20. You spend weekends or bank holidays in garden centres
21. Gardening is a hobby
22. You only listen to music from your youth
23. You don’t hesitate to complain about poor customer service
24. You always take an umbrella or coat out with you, just in case
25. You get a haircut to ‘suit your age’

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So I looked through the list. 1-8 I do. I don't eat out really ever so 9 doesn't apply to me. 10 does happen now and then but not daily. I really don't know many famous people because I don't pay attention to that stuff. I don't use public transportation. 13 has been be since I was 16 LOL. 14 to 17 apply to me. Meh only in the winter. I watch TV land and that is about it these days and that includes shows like Rosanne and The Golden Girls. Not sure what a garden centre is. I nearly started a garden this year as a hobby... I listen to music from the 90's and prefer it BUT I do like music of today, just not traditional stuff. Things like Blackmill and such without lyrics >>>. I complain about it every time I order something online and it is shipped poorly. I even get a refund if I think it is justifiable. I don't like my hair getting wet so... And I haven't had my hair cut in like 6 years. I just trim it myself. Really needs to be cut though since Joey ripped and broke a lot of hair on my right side. It looks BAD lol

So there you have it. I may as well be an old hen. :dawg:




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5, 7, 11, 13, and 22 - Big Yes to all of them. Rest not so much.

But then again from that earlier quiz, i'm supposedly 98 years old XD
 
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1. Nope, I can never fall asleep unless I'm laying in bed.
2. I've always been absentminded.
3. Occasionally but no more than when I was younger.
4. I sometimes say "A few years ago."
5. Hell no. I like looking good :)
6. Of course not. Of course not.
7. Yeah, but I stopped following the charts when I was 16
8. Yeah, but mostly I honestly think they're better.
9. Nope. My favorite restaurant is a kaiten sushi bar that is rather noisy.
10. Nope.
11. Some I do, some I don't.
12. Nope.
13. Nope. I like being out in the world
14. I had low tolerance for teenagers when I was a teenager.
15. I haven't had to wear glasses since I was 12.
16. Nope.
17. Hahaha. I love tea but I have a couple bottles of wine a week.
18. Yeah, but I'm a diagnosed obsessive compulsive. I always wear socks and slippers around the house and have for a long time.
19. Nope. My Little Pony, Doctor Who...
20. No, I actually hate garden centres
21. Nope. I hate being dirty.
22. Nope.
23. I have complained about poor customer service since I Was 15.
24. Nope, I often get caught in the rain.
25. Nope.
 

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1. Nope, I can never fall asleep unless I'm laying in bed.
2. I've always been absentminded.
3. Occasionally but no more than when I was younger.
4. I sometimes say "A few years ago."
5. Hell no. I like looking good :)
6. Of course not. Of course not.
7. Yeah, but I stopped following the charts when I was 16
8. Yeah, but mostly I honestly think they're better.
9. Nope. My favorite restaurant is a kaiten sushi bar that is rather noisy.
10. Nope.
11. Some I do, some I don't.
12. Nope.
13. Nope. I like being out in the world
14. I had low tolerance for teenagers when I was a teenager.
15. I haven't had to wear glasses since I was 12.
16. Nope.
17. Hahaha. I love tea but I have a couple bottles of wine a week.
18. Yeah, but I'm a diagnosed obsessive compulsive. I always wear socks and slippers around the house and have for a long time.
19. Nope. My Little Pony, Doctor Who...
20. No, I actually hate garden centres
21. Nope. I hate being dirty.
22. Nope.
23. I have complained about poor customer service since I Was 15.
24. Nope, I often get caught in the rain.
25. Nope.

I knew you were a teenager!
 
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It's a lot of work being so young and pretty :)
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1. I fell asleep during a impact episode once...
2. I have always become forgetful
3. Nah
4. Nah
5. Always done that, it's why I have 2 onesies
6. Yes. Yes.
7. Not really.
8. That's probably a good thing.
9. I choose which one makes me more fat.
10. I have a 24 hour nap
11. I know most of them...
12. They don't. I push them off the seat.
13. Always prefered that
14. I hate them now while being a teenager
15. Some times..
16. What are friends?
17. I hate them both. Apple Juice plz.
18. Nope
19. My favourite tv shows are Arrow & Flash...
20. I don't go outside on the weekends
21. The internet is my hobby
22. Yea...
23. Doesn't everyone?
24. Coat, yea..
25. Me no like haircuts
 

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1. You fall asleep watching TV or reading the paper... YES
2. You become forgetful... YES
3. You groan when getting up from a chair or out of bed... YES
4. You say ‘back in my day’... YES
5. You choose clothes for comfort rather than style... YES
6. You repeat yourself... YES
7. You have no idea what is in the music charts... YES AND NO
8. You insist ‘things aren’t as they used to be’... YES
9. You choose places to eat because they play quiet music... YES
10. You have an afternoon nap... YES
11. You don't know the names of current celebrities... NO
12. People offer you a seat on public transport... NO
13. You prefer to stay in rather than go out drinking... YES, always been like this though
14. You have a low tolerance for teenagers... YES
15. You forget where your glasses are... NO.. but if I wore glasses I'm sure the answer would be YES
16. Choosing to meet friends for lunch or dinner rather than a night out for drinks... YES, definitely
17. Choosing a cup of tea over an alcoholic drink... YES
18. Wear slippers all the time... NO
19. You watch ‘old’ TV shows like Antiques Roadshow... YES and American Pickers lol
20. You spend weekends or bank holidays in garden centres... NO
21. Gardening is a hobby... NO
22. You only listen to music from your youth.... YES and NO.. I rarely listen to newer music but I like a few newer songs
23. You don’t hesitate to complain about poor customer service... YES
24. You always take an umbrella or coat out with you, just in case... NO
25. You get a haircut to ‘suit your age’... YES, because I'm bald


More YES than NO... I guess that means I'm officially old.
 

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1. You fall asleep watching TV or reading the paper... YES
2. You become forgetful... YES
3. You groan when getting up from a chair or out of bed... YES
4. You say ‘back in my day’... YES
5. You choose clothes for comfort rather than style... YES
6. You repeat yourself... YES
7. You have no idea what is in the music charts... YES AND NO
8. You insist ‘things aren’t as they used to be’... YES
9. You choose places to eat because they play quiet music... YES
10. You have an afternoon nap... YES
11. You don't know the names of current celebrities... NO
12. People offer you a seat on public transport... NO
13. You prefer to stay in rather than go out drinking... YES, always been like this though
14. You have a low tolerance for teenagers... YES
15. You forget where your glasses are... NO.. but if I wore glasses I'm sure the answer would be YES
16. Choosing to meet friends for lunch or dinner rather than a night out for drinks... YES, definitely
17. Choosing a cup of tea over an alcoholic drink... YES
18. Wear slippers all the time... NO
19. You watch ‘old’ TV shows like Antiques Roadshow... YES and American Pickers lol
20. You spend weekends or bank holidays in garden centres... NO
21. Gardening is a hobby... NO
22. You only listen to music from your youth.... YES and NO.. I rarely listen to newer music but I like a few newer songs
23. You don’t hesitate to complain about poor customer service... YES
24. You always take an umbrella or coat out with you, just in case... NO
25. You get a haircut to ‘suit your age’... YES, because I'm bald


More YES than NO... I guess that means I'm officially old.

Join the club. I think me and you are close for sharing a lot of Yes, some Ehh, and little No.
Should really start a forum group for members like us...
:dawg:


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1. No unless it's late
2. No
3. Yes
4. No
5. No
6. Not really
7. I do but not a lot as I don't like chart music
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. I do
12. No
13. No lol
14. Depends if they're cocky
15. Yes
16. No
17. Yes
18. No
19. No
20. lol no
21. no
22. no
23. Yes
24. No
25. No
 
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1. Yes, fall asleep watching stuff all the time.
2. My memory is awful, so yes.
3. Yes.
4. Usually in a joking manner, but yes.
5. Absolutely. Sweat pants and yoga pants all day, every day.
6. No, as bad as my memory is I don't often repeat myself.
7. Yes, I have no clue about popular music now.
8. Yes, because they aren't. Some things changed for the better, a lot more changed negatively.
9. Not really.
10. I always take a nap.
11. For the most part yeah.
12. No.
13. I prefer to stay home drinking or at a friend's house. Not a bar/club person.
14. Yes.
15. No, because I'm always wearing them when I'm awake.
16. Depends on where we're going.
17. No.
18. No.
19. No, I only watch stuff online.
20. No.
21. I'd like to plant and try to grow a few things.
22. No. I listen to the same styles of music from my youth if that counts.
23. Absolutely, if I get poor service you can guarantee they're hearing about it.
24. No.
25. I don't really have a hairstyle, it's just long and I get my ends trimmed.

I guess I'm about halfway old? Lol.
 
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1. You fall asleep watching TV or reading the paper... No
2. You become forgetful... No
3. You groan when getting up from a chair or out of bed... Sometimes
4. You say ‘back in my day’... Only for fun
5. You choose clothes for comfort rather than style... No
6. You repeat yourself... When I don't feel like I'm being heard
7. You have no idea what is in the music charts... No I'm hip
8. You insist ‘things aren’t as they used to be’... They are truly not TRUMP IS PRESIDENT!
9. You choose places to eat because they play quiet music... When I want to be romantic but on the usual NO
10. You have an afternoon nap... No I hate naps...I feel funny after a napped I swear I haven't napped in about 8 years
11. You don't know the names of current celebrities...Yes
12. People offer you a seat on public transport... No (If that's the case you are OLD lol)
13. You prefer to stay in rather than go out drinking... YES, always been like this though
14. You have a low tolerance for teenagers... It depends
15. You forget where your glasses are... NO.. Don't wear glasses
16. Choosing to meet friends for lunch or dinner rather than a night out for drinks... Honestly I rather meet my friends and have a smoke session (anytime of the day is fine with me)
17. Choosing a cup of tea over an alcoholic drink... No....Never
18. Wear slippers all the time... NO
19. You watch ‘old’ TV shows like Antiques Roadshow... No
20. You spend weekends or bank holidays in garden centres... NO
21. Gardening is a hobby... NO
22. You only listen to music from your youth.... NO
23. You don’t hesitate to complain about poor customer service... I will when it's just too much but my girl has no tolerance for poor customer service so I just sit back and watch the show!
24. You always take an umbrella or coat out with you, just in case... NO ( I wish I did sometimes )
25. You get a haircut to ‘suit your age’... I don't think so..... I just get what I like
 
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