Antonio Cesaro and Aksana

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Last night, on Smackdown, Antonio broke up with Aksana in FIVE different languages. :pity:
 

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Aksana's single? Seems I will go comfort my fellow European.
 

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Stopspot said:
Aksana's single? Seems I will go comfort my fellow European.

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:eww:
 

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would still bang. Either she'd have to have make up on or a paper bag. I'm sure Rhodes has a ton I can borrow
 

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Stopspot said:
would still bang. Either she'd have to have make up on or a paper bag. I'm sure Rhodes has a ton I can borrow

I preferred her blonde.
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I preferred her blonde.
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She's Lithuanian of course she would look better blonde. One of the countries known to export mail order brides.
 

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I would just seriously pass on Askana I don't know why, she just doesn't do it for me. :cry:
 

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I lol'd when he broke up with her :win: such a boss
 

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Wow! Wait!

You mean she doesn't look as hot when she's not made-up with her hair done just right and the lighting is fluorescent?

Brilliant deduction, Watson.

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Wacokid27 said:
Wow! Wait!

You mean she doesn't look as hot when she's not made-up with her hair done just right and the lighting is fluorescent?

Brilliant deduction, Watson.

wk

This made me lol, so hard. :dawg:
 

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:urm: She doesn't do anything for me-but I also don't go like that either-VERY STRAIGHTARROW"
Yes, I think he's smart. I like it that he can speak 5 different languages-me I can speak 3 and currently learning 2 more-I speak my native tongue English,I speak Sign Language, and also SPANISH.
Currently learning GERMAN and CHINESE-German because my mom's side of the family descends from Germany and most of my family speaks a little bit of German-so I want to eventually surprise them with being able to say something in German.
Chinese because I have adopted chinese sisters and brothers that work in a chinese restaurant I attend sometimes and they are trying to help teach me chinese so that we can talk in chinese with each other.

So I like it that he's smart,I just don't like the way he dumped Aksana,just like DB did with AJ-it was just plain mean. But I wouldn't mind him tagging up with Punk-he's not too bad of an athlete,and who knows?maybe Punk can teach him a little more cool wrestling moves-let's see what he's got" when the time comes.