And the "Woman of Walmart" Award goes to...

[Neptune]

Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.

Read more if you want to....

 

[Snowman1]

Seems like this guy may have a date.

Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart

That's pretty spectacular though! Damn, she really wanted to WHOA NO DON'T CLICK *runs*

 

[Neptune]

Merica.

:woohoo:

 

[Snowman1]

The land of the free and the home of these mofos!

 

[Prince Bálor]

lmao