Alright GAWDAMMIT!!!...this is ENOUGH!!...I've got tha Cure 4 Pu'ss'y Whipped Modz...

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KenFan4life

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Well Fuck!..so like...KenFan's Story Time....:music_serenade:



History Lesson 1-0-1:
So like shit...
several months ago...it started with IWF's first
chick lady-like person named "Y2Jasmine"...and like it was all cool and fun at first...but ya could tell there was something
a lil'bit different 'bout tha Modz...
(mostly something different bout "Great One")
They became up-tight and started acting less "cool" and basically Sold-Out on us true Members here in this place....:verysad:
Cuz..like...they Gotz tha First-Lash in being Pu-ssy' Whipped.....




KenFan's Science Labortory:
Dr.KenFan:
"Pus'sy Whipping is a very Serious diesese which infects the
penis's blood vessals and gives dudes boners......
Its Very Rare that Males get this so called "Boners"
while on at a wrestling forum...that is unless
they get turned on by Carlito avatarz and shi't...
But thats still very rare....
But here at IWF....well....its the WorstCase oF
"Pu'ssyWhipping" that I've ever seen...*shakes head*....."




KenFan's History Lesson 1-0-2:

Many of the Members from the First P'uss'y whipping Out Break managed to make a full return to their normal Kick'@ss selfs and such...but for our residential Ni'gg'a "RELL"...it was too late:closedeyes:
Jasmine made him love her to tha point in which...he had no choice but too stalk her...and "KILL HER!!!":devil:

Several Months later...after herioc efforts from several dedicated IWF members including KenFan4life, Rellinvented, Noodle, Soul Power , Tarvis 40...tha pu'ssy' whipping seemed to go to a somewhat stable level and it looked like the forum was once again...Awesome and at peace.....that is until...

"HHHfangirl" joined up.....:closedeyes:
She Soley Targeted Beloved mod-member "The Dark Knight" and made him go mad with Emo'ness....it was during this time...
that we managed to contain and destroy This Viral Case of Pus'sy Whipping...
:arf2: before it Got Too out of Hand..."





Science Lab-With KenFan Part Two:
Dr.KenFan:
"There is a cure to being pus'sy whipped....but it might not be a popular cure...
But I'll be willing to test it out right here for the Science Exhitbition and such...
The Cure..For Being Pu'ssy WHIPPED!!!
IS TOO CHOP YOUR OWN DI'CK!!!...CLEAN OFF!!!!
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^bling got c'ock whipped by trayblay lock...and that was how we saved him from eternal Whip'nation...."






Nowadayz:
"We face a new nightmare!!!...once of which we haven't dealt with before....
Theres a new chick...
and She's already in the Mod'z Pockets and such....
she made a noob'member (nWo) go completely insane with
madness.....and then...
she ripped on tha lil' young Austrailian Members 'Round here.....
And now...
She's Making "Chuck", "PeepShow", "RandyOrton's Boner",
"Durk Knight", and several other modz drop to their knees and start worshipping her....*shakes head*....
:closedeyes: It's this kind of stuff that we've been trying to prevent for quite some time....
She's beginning to take over the forum....
she's making Rell in a Thread "Hell" for us Regulars Around here...
She is Complete "EVIL"......

and now...I am Asking My Spammer'Ne'gro BROz ...
TOO UNITE!!!

and FIGHT!!!
For Our RIGHT!!!....TO0 Fuck'Around and Not Give A Shit 'bout nothin!!!

This Bit'ch stands in our way of Cyber-Happiness....
not on my watch...

This'll probably be bloody....some of us...might not make it through this alive....


But This Bit'ch is beginning to randomly neg-rep ni'ggas...she's taking and making our hangout joints into UpTight A'ss Serious Ga'yWad like places were everyone has to sound like Smart @sses and make sense and all that stupid @ss $hit!!!

and its getting "G'a'Y!"

so who's with me in my Holy war againest the Grumpy MEan A$$ ho'z that take our friends and Pu$'$y whip them into school boyz.....Ho'z that go'round like they own tha Place....
ho'z...that CRUSh tha CREAMY WET DREAM WE ALL HAVE!!!"
 

Qwake

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LMFAO! Whoa it was fucking funny with the hole gilletine thing, chopping his small dick off :shifty:

Do this more often Kenfan!!! :lol:
 

LadyHotrod

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I love how this f@ggot kid whines about red rep and people taking the internet seriously yet he hands red rep out just because I don't like him.

Grow up, douchebag.
 

the dark knight

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you get more boring by the day. seriously, it was a bit funny back then cuz you posted this shit out of hiat. which was so Blue it was a bit funny....

how about you post a new pus'sy poundin' report in the gfx showroom? :)
 

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^nah...I know yo'ass all too well Durky-Durrh-Night!

Yo ass just wanna ban me....
but my black @ss learns from experiance....

tehe!
 

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haha, Kennyfan you're obsessed with me. I love it :yes:

But Rell = never pussywhipped

especially over internet people I don't know, so like...yeah

Dont be pussy whipped...WHIP THAT PU$$Y
 

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GAwdammit RqwanELL....

*shakes head*

Don't Use my Real Name Ni'gga....


We'Gotz ta keep to Forum-Kay-Fabe....yaheard?!?!
 

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^What the fuck smurf, you just used my real name too! Edit that shit :winky:
 

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RqwanEL :laugh: :shocking: