:.Registration.:
Grandure. Eight letters that spell out the American Dream. The epitome of every man’s desire, desecrated down to a simple existence of one word. And whilst most of the globe run around like headless chickens in the hope of finding and failing, there is one man that simply oozes with it. A man that has talent running through his pores as if it was sweat off his brow. A man with such style that fashion follows him. A man that is simply first class in everything that he does.
I’m Jesse Eisenberg and ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of a man that had it all, and gained a whole lot more. This is the Registration of “A-Star†Aaron Asterisk.
The scene, been previously blank as Jesse introduced it, opens up with Asterisk outside his state his home, packing his hummer with essentials for the up-and-coming trip, squashing his iPhone between his ear and shoulder, but can’t tell who he’s on the phone to, the conversation is too obscure. Once he’s packed everything up, he talks to the cameraman.
Aaron Asterisk: Are you ready?
Cameraman: When am I ever anything but man? But… where are we going?
Aaron Asterisk: You know how I’ve told you that it won’t be long, until the whole world finds out about Aaron Asterisk…. Well buddy, today is the day. One of my ladies from the other side linked me this company on Twitter. Multi-million dollar endorsement, television endorsement, and a recognised World Championship up for grabs. I…. am going to embark on a journey, to become the biggest commodity in the whole of…. Sport. And I’m going to do it by you wasting my time and asking non-important questions Sean… You were coming anyway.
Asterisk snaps his fingers and points to the back of the car, and the cameraman gets in. Aaron jumps in the passenger side and another man gets in the driver’s seat.
Aaron Asterisk: Did you get the zip code for this place in NY?
Driver: I got it. I always got it.
As the engine roars of the hummer, Asterisk looks at the camera.
Aaron Asterisk: Pupils, listen in. I know that you probably won’t see this for a good few years, when the first of my top selling DVD’s go on sale, but this…. This is where the future starts. In a couple of hours, I will arrive in the heart of the wrestling world, New York City itself, and I will do the whole of wrestling a favor. I will walk into the offices of… what’s the place again? *A voice behind the camera says “ACWâ€* ACW yes, and when my parker, is put to paper all of you will be privileged from that moment on. Hulk Hogan slamming Andre the Giant, Ric Flair winning multiple world championships, every unique moment in the sports star-spangled past…. Will all be forgotten. I’m the best wrestler that exists…. You just don’t know it yet!
The camera gets switched off as the car starts to leave the Asterisk estate. It comes back on for a brief second, with the three of the man arguing about taking the wrong turning. Aaron threatens to revoke their pay and then realizes the camera is on and tells him to turn it straight off. The camera then flicks straight to after the trip and the hummer is parked up outside the arena in Yonkers. The men are shifting Aarons bags, as Asterisk walks towards the arena talking on his cell phone.
Aaron Asterisk: Yeah it looks pretty dead but we’ll see now, just heading inside. If this thing is a fake like the last place, they are going to have a damn lawcase on their hands. Yeah… Ye-… Ye-…. Ma! Ma, I’m just going in now, I’ll phone you back aiiiight? Aiight, later.
Asterisk strolls in without a care in the world, as his car buddy struggles with three bags and the cameraman films on as the screen fades to black.
