A few hours before Adrenaline is set to be live on air, Stevie Starr is sitting in a bar with a beer in hand. Trying to blend in with the public by wearing sunglasses, jeans and a white skin tight shirt. When all of a sudden one of the bartenders realises that it is in fact Stevie. To the displeasure of Stevie, it isn't a female bartender. He walks over to Stevie with a smile on his face, leans over the bar and then whispers to Stevie.
Bartender: I know who you are, you're Stevie Starr.
Stevie pulls down his sunglasses for a second and looks at the bartender. He then sighs before speaking.
Stevie: Have I slept with your girlfriend?
The bartender then steps back with a slight look on confusion on his face.
Bartender: No, you have never met her.
Stevie: Just wait, it's just a matter of time.
The bartender shrugs off Stevie's comments and begins to speak to him again.
Bartender: Haven't you got a match later tonight in ACW? I'm a fan of the company.
Stevie: Listen, I don't know your name so I'm calling you Chuck. I have wrestled in conditions alot worse than being a little tipsy. I have filmed movies while being higher than a space shuttle. A few beers isn't going to harm me, look at me, how can you ruin perfection like this. I look like I was chiseled by god himself, wait that's not right, I am god!
Bartender: One day someone is going to deflate your ego.
Stevie: Chuck, you're stuck in a dead end job and you're talking to the greatest movie star ever. Not only that but the greatest wrestler in the world and I have slept with more women than you have ever seen. Therefore you have no right to be even talking to me, I could be in about three of these women but no I'm talking to you so respect me. If I wanted I could get the numbers of all of the bang able chicks in this bar right now just to prove it.
The bartender points to a mixed raced women who has just sat down a few seats down from Stevie.
Bartender: She is the hottest women in this bar right now, get her number.
Stevie: Challenge accepted.
Stevie then wanders over to the women as the bartender listens in.
Stevie: Hey there, can I buy you a drink.
The women ignores Stevie but doesn't know who he is causing the bartender to laugh but Stevie then reveals his ace in the hole by removing his sunglasses.
Stevie: Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. I'm Stevie Starr, movie star, wrestler and the main cause of vaginal tearing.
The women then looks up in shock and is speechless.
Stevie: Write your number down on this card and I will ring you after I have finished beating some other wrestler. Oh and the drinks are on me.
As the women writes down her number, Stevie walks back over to the bartender who is in a state of shock. Stevie hands him a hundred dollar bill.
Stevie: That should cover her drinks while she is here and you watch ACW, who the hell is my opponent tonight?
Bartender: Avalanche, he is the brother of General Manager John McHenry.
Stevie: Avalanche, if I wanted to see an avalanche, I would go to Canada. Despite the fact it's a poor excuse for a country. Plus the only white stuff falling I want to see will be landing on that sweet things face later tonight.
Stevie then hands the bartender another hundred dollar bill.
Stevie: Keep the change and tell your girlfriend to be at the Mayfield Community Center in a couple of hours.