9/3 IMPACT Discussion: Roode vs. Young

[Testify]

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3rd


NEW YORK CITY - MANHATTAN CENTER


SPIKE TV


9PM/8C

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DETERMINED
BOBBY ROODE vs. ERIC YOUNG

CHAMPION vs. CHAMPION
SAMOA JOE vs. BOBBY LASHLEY

KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
GAIL KIM (c) vs. TARYN TERRELL

TAG TEAM MATCH
SAMUEL SHAW & GUNNER vs. MAGNUS & BRAM

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP DETERMINED
TIGRE UNO vs. MANIK vs. DJ Z vs. CRAZZY STEVE vs. HOMICIDE vs. LOW KI

HAVOK IS COMING

 

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

Hmm, very interested to see Shaw/Gunner vs Bram/Magnus as well as the 6 man match for the X-Division Championship #1 contender spot.. I'm pulling for Manik or Tigre Uno to earn the eventual match vs. Joe.

 

[Testify]

Also, this is tonight

 

[Majour]

She looks incredible there. So, so excited about her debut!

 

[Testify]

happening tonight as well

 

[Prince Bálor]

About to watch this episode. Hopefully it's as good as the ones they've been putting out lately... For the last month or two, I've been enjoying TNA a lot more than WWE.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Just finished watching it. It was great, as usual. No redundant stuff, just a well booked 90+ mins show.

If I had to rate it, I'd probably give it 8.5/10

God, why, why do you have to open the show with MVP? Put me to fucking sleep, till Joe came in and changed the vibe for a tiny bit...

Titty Terrell vs Gail Kim was good. Havok's debut was predictable, but okay, I guess... The girl's a powerhouse. With Havok now into the fold, TNA's divas division will improve...

Loved that the episode was a lil bit pie-related... Britanny checking out Shaw and the Bromans dating The Beautiful People... Hopefully the Bromans got lucky with The Beautiful People... Would bang Velvet and Angelina 24/7 - 365

EC3's promo and that whole segment with Rhino was rather generic. As soon as he was about to say that he was the greatest pro-wrestler alive, I totally knew the crowd was gonna start chanting CM Punk. *CM Punk comes to TNA and beats EC3* lol

Shaw/Gunner vs Bram/Magnus was decent. Really liking this storyline.

EY vs Roode was great, love these two!

#1 Contender's match for the X-Division title was fun. Fucking adore Low Ki, Manik and Homicide. Incredible performers.
Sanada and Storm coming out afterwards was cool, but I could guess what it was about, I just didn't know who were they gonna pick. Glad they did it with Manik. I'm so into this 'Revolution' storyline. Can't wait to see what they do with Manik, so far I'm cool with The Great Sanada. I just wish they kinda threw away the face painting. But, oh well...

Another good segment with Aries/Sanada/Storm. Laughed so hard at Tajiri's slow motion kicks.

Spud was hysterical as always, he sold everything like a baws, everything that Rhino gave him. When the match ended and EC3 turned his back on Spud, I thought that it'd be good if they used it for Spud's future face turn.

Lashley vs Samoa Joe was good, I guess... Joe needs to get his fat ass to the gym and work out. I'm glad they're throwing fast-pace opponents towards him, guys like Low Ki and Homicide, they'll get Joe off his lazy ass.

- Can't wait for next week's episode. Gotta love these tag team series they've got going on!

 

[Aids Johnson]

So did Taryn win the belt or what.

 

[Prince Bálor]

So did Taryn win the belt or what.

Nope, but she did win my eyes and heart with those gorgeous tits.

On a serious note, Taryn lost. But it was a good match. After the match, Taryn and Gail hugged, then Havok came out, which was her debut, and destroyed both Taryn and Gail.

 

[Aids Johnson]

TNA is dead to me.

 

[Prince Bálor]

TNA is dead to me.

Lol, cheer up

 

[Aids Johnson]

Lol, cheer up

Oh.Hell.No.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Oh.Hell.No.

:sad:

 

[Testify]

@C.M. Bryan , man everybody is saying the same thing about Joe ever since 2009, and we're beating the dead horse here for five years. Steiner wasn't crazy when he called him a fat, out of shape Samoan. Joe is just a very lazy guy. If he really cared about TNA and pro wrestling, he'd lose weight yrs ago and get himself together again. I mean, isn't he ashamed to go to the UK and Japan looking like that and being a 30% of former self? And in wtf is he wrestling in? In a fucking fat man skirt-looking thing on his legs, for christ sake. I just don't get it and if Joe and TNA severe ties one day, I won't be sad at all, frankly I'd be positive about it. Samoe Joe is basically a clown these days, and it saddens me when I remember his '05-'08 TNA run. I get Joe being 'ruined' is majority a TNA fault, but I doubt it's TNA's fault he became fat, lazy cocksucker.

 

[Prince Bálor]

@C.M. Bryan , man everybody is saying the same thing about Joe ever since 2009, and we're beating the dead horse here for five years. Steiner wasn't crazy when he called him a fat, out of shape Samoan. Joe is just a very lazy guy. If he really cared about TNA and pro wrestling, he'd lose weight yrs ago and get himself together again. I mean, isn't he ashamed to go to the UK and Japan looking like that and being a 30% of former self? I just don't get it and if Joe and TNA severe ties one day, I won't be sad at all, frankly I'd be positive about it. Samoe Joe is basically a clown these, and it saddens me when I remember his '05-'08 TNA run. I get Joe being 'ruined' is majority a TNA fault, but I doubt it's TNA's fault he became fat, lazy cocksucker.

Guess you have a point. And no, it's not TNA's fault he became a fat, lazy cocksucker. It was his own, personal choice...

But hey, look at the rest of X Division wrestlers, they're all rather fast and they don't put on a half-assed performance like Joe does, sometimes... Well, Joe is as fast as my grandma.