Away.
50. Most elephants don't have feelings
49. Before 1957 there was no moon
48. A group of white girls is called "A Giggle"
47. If attacked, a bear will often attack
46. Babies aren't people
45. Man sons still kiss their dads
44. If you sleep for more than 8 hours you'll never wake up
43. I just found $5 in my pocket
42. If you don't tip servers, f%$# you
41. Gay people can fly
40. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it think
39. The TV show Weeds gets progressively worse after season 3
38. Girls are irrational
37. If you stare at the sun for too long, something awesome will happen
36. Santa Clause actually is real... in here *pats chest*
35. Hydrogen atoms are often found
34. Money is power
33. Cows have four stomachs and two eyes
32. Your crush doesn't like you back
31. Over 200 Youtubes are watched every day
30. The word "bae" was born in 2013 and died in 2014
29. If you sneeze twice in a row you die
28. Turtles often live and die in their own homes
27. If you were to count the number of times that the average human eye blinks in a day, get a life
26. This iPod Nano can record video but it can't take pictures - What's up with that?
25. Many famous Christmas songs were written by Jewish song writers, many Jewish songs were written by Jews
24. I can't name a single 5 Seconds of Summer song
23. Bought a new hat today
22. Any bridge built before 1990 is illegal
21. Australia is both a country and a continent but no one cares
20. America used to be the fattest nation in the world... What happened guys?
19. Pluto may no longer be a planet
18. Men are better
17. You body is made up of 60% water and 40% hate
16. Vine wont last forever
15. Have you ever noticed that, like cell phones are getting bigger? It's weird, right?
14. Most shampoos taste like orange juice - Try it!
50. Most elephants don't have feelings
49. Before 1957 there was no moon
48. A group of white girls is called "A Giggle"
47. If attacked, a bear will often attack
46. Babies aren't people
45. Man sons still kiss their dads
44. If you sleep for more than 8 hours you'll never wake up
43. I just found $5 in my pocket
42. If you don't tip servers, f%$# you
41. Gay people can fly
40. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it think
39. The TV show Weeds gets progressively worse after season 3
38. Girls are irrational
37. If you stare at the sun for too long, something awesome will happen
36. Santa Clause actually is real... in here *pats chest*
35. Hydrogen atoms are often found
34. Money is power
33. Cows have four stomachs and two eyes
32. Your crush doesn't like you back
31. Over 200 Youtubes are watched every day
30. The word "bae" was born in 2013 and died in 2014
29. If you sneeze twice in a row you die
28. Turtles often live and die in their own homes
27. If you were to count the number of times that the average human eye blinks in a day, get a life
26. This iPod Nano can record video but it can't take pictures - What's up with that?
25. Many famous Christmas songs were written by Jewish song writers, many Jewish songs were written by Jews
24. I can't name a single 5 Seconds of Summer song
23. Bought a new hat today
22. Any bridge built before 1990 is illegal
21. Australia is both a country and a continent but no one cares
20. America used to be the fattest nation in the world... What happened guys?
19. Pluto may no longer be a planet
18. Men are better
17. You body is made up of 60% water and 40% hate
16. Vine wont last forever
15. Have you ever noticed that, like cell phones are getting bigger? It's weird, right?
14. Most shampoos taste like orange juice - Try it!
