2012 Presidential Election

[Rawkus Keyes]

Starring.... FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Primaries is up first.
This is sort of like a tower but whoever wins the primaries gets to the big one on one election.


Republicans:
Dr. Doom
Tina Fey's Sarah Palin
Jigsaw
Ned Flanders
&
Stan Smith

Issues to Debate:
Disabled Rights
Global Warming
Gay Rights
Drug War


Democrats:
The Joker
Jack Sparrow
Marge Simpson
Yoda
&
Mrs. Lovett

Issues to Debate:
Death Penalty
Minimum Wage
Illegal Immigrants
Gun Control

 

[Rawkus Keyes]

I can just see it now.

Dr. Doom
Disabled Rights
NO! Absolutely Not!

Tina Fey's Sarah Palin
Disabled Rights
Everyone has a right to be disabled. I don't know why you wouldn't want to. It's probably not very fun.

Global Warming
Yeah. That's not good. I like it cold.

Drug War
I don't like drugs, so I don't want either side to win.

Jigsaw
Disabled Rights
Of Course. People cheated from a gift don't deserve to have a lower quality of life then they already have.

Drug War
Continue it. It is highly immoral to poison something you should treasure with something as vile as drugs.

The Joker
Death Penalty
Yes! A penalty fit for any crime.

Yoda
Illegal Immigrants
A problem, it is. Solve it, we must.

Gun Control
Need not gun control, but control of the person possessing.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

????

Is this supposed to be funny?

 

[monkeystyle]

This could be moderately amusing if he had've actually put any kind of effort into this.

 

[Dylanfsd]

.......wth?

 

[Axis]

This thread sucks.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Rawkus fails yet again to grab any attention.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

forgetting Peter Griffin

LAME

 

[Rawkus Keyes]

I personally think this shit would be funnier then all hell.

 

[CT Styles]

FAIL

imo.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

This thread sucks.

You stole my mother fuckin line.

 

[Christian]

someone slap him