2008 Killer Kowalski Memorial Tournament (Imaginary)

[PerfectCurt]

It's just a goofy game and if you have a few, take a look.

Three tournamentsto crown the best wrestlersof 2008. The Killer Kowaski Memorial Tournament; the Special Delivery Jones Memorial Tag Team Tournament, and the Penny Banner Memorial Women's Tournament


The rules. I book the matches, you pick the winners. On what basis should you pick?

1- Only consider the work of the wrestler for the calendar year 2008; not a life-time achievement award

2- Work includes in-ring, mic skills, overall presentation, etc.

3- Don't vote based on what the booker would do. Vote based on who you would push.

All discussion and argument will be here in the Impact Wrestling Zone, but to actually register your vote, you have to go here.

Matches this week:

***KILLER KOWALSKI MEMORIAL TOURNAMNET***
Matt Bentley vs. Sonjay Dutt
Jason Blade vs. Petey Williams
Eric Young/Super Eric vs. Kane
Jack Evans vs. Rey Mysterio
Zach Ryder vs. Roddy Piper
Matt Hardy vs. James Storm
Grizzley Redwood/Mitch Franklin vs. Ryan Taylor
Shawn Michaels vs. Necro Butcher
Lance Cade vs. DH Smith
Barack Obama Impersonator (Deon Davis) vs. Jigsaw
Yamato vs. Naruki Doi
Ryo Saito vs. Nunzio
Erick Stevens vs. Damien Wayne
Davey Richards vs. Honky Tonk Man
Tiger Mask IV vs. Ultimo Guerrero
John Morrison vs. Elix Skipper
Sami Callahan vs. Brett Badery
Chris Sabin vs. Kiyoshi
Kory Chavis vs. Scotty Goldman
Cloudy vs. Bushwhacker Luke
Jamie Noble vs. Kenny Dykstra (STREET FIGHT)
John Cena vs. Chris Hero
Homicide vs. Ace Steel
Domino vs. Kaz
Jeff Jarett vs. Robert Roode
Undertaker vs. Paul London
Chase Stevens vs. Great Khali
Joey Ryan vs. Miz
Averno vs. Eddie Kingston
CIMA vs. Kofi Kingston
Tony Atlas vs. Triple H (BRIEFCASES ON A POLE MATCH)
Abyss vs. Hurricane Helms

Vote here*************

***SPECIAL DELIVERY JONES MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT***
Priceless (Cody Rhodes & Manu) vs. Jigsaw & Matt Cross
ODB & Rhaka Khan vs. CM Punk & Matt Hardy
CM Punk & Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes & Hardcore Holly
Awesome Kong & Rhaka Khan vs. Delirious & Pelle Primeau
Brian Kendrick & Paul London vs. Kelly Kelly & Stevie Richards
Erick Stevens & Roderick Strong vs. Priceless (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase)
Daivari & Tyson Dux vs. Colin Delaney & Kelly Kelly
Matt Hardy & Rey Mysterio vs. Batista & John Cena
Mark Henry & Tony Atlas vs. Christian Cage & Rhino
Abyss & Matt Morgan vs. Melina & Mickie James (LADDER MATCH)
Main Event Mafia (Booker T & Scott Steiner) vs. Jillian Hall & Victoria
Voodoo Kin Mafia (BG James & Kip James) vs. Finlay & Matt Hardy
Carlito & Santino Marella vs. Brothers of Destruction (Kane & Undertaker)
Deuce & Domino vs. Genba HIrayanagi & Kotaro Suzuki
Young Rich & Ready (Jason Blade & Kenny King) vs. Jillian Hall & Katie Lea (FULL METAL MAYHEM)
Kofi Kingston & Matt Hardy vs. Layla & Santino Marella
Sweet N Sour Inc (Adam Pearce & Eddie Edwards) vs. Layla & Victoria
Kenny Dykstra & Victoria vs. Ric Flair & Shawn Michaels
Chris Jericho & Lance Cade vs. Erick Stevens & Jay Briscoe
Mark Henry & Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Austin Aries & Bryan Danielson
Rhino & Taylor Wilde vs. Claudio Castagnoli & Pelle Primeau
Age of the Fall (Jimmy Jacobs & Necro Butcher) vs. Austin Aries & Necro Butcher
Kane & Mark Henry vs. John Bradshaw Layfield & Umaga
AJ Styles & Super Eric vs. Petey Williams & Sonjay Dutt
John Cena & Trish Stratus vs. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
Brodie Lee & Delirious vs. New Hazard (BxB Hulk & Shingo Takagi)
No Remorse Corps (Davey Richards & Rocky Romero) vs. Evan Bourne & Ricky Ortiz
Main Event Mafia (Kevin Nash & Sting) vs. Curry Man & Tiger Mask IV
Chris Hero & Sara Del Ray vs. Snitsky & Umaga
Booker T & Robert Roode vs. Age of the Fall (Joey Matthews & Necro Butcher)
Christy Hemme & Sojourner Bolt vs. Cute Kip & Velvet Sky
Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston vs. Sweet N Sour Ince (Bobby Dempsey & Davey Richards)


Vote Here***********

***PENNY BANNER MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT***
Melina vs. Daizee haze
Soujourner Bolt vs. Mercedes Steele
Natalya vs. Roxxi (Leveaux) - FIRST BLOOD
Hillary Clinton Impersonator (Lexie Fyfe) vs. Serena Deeb
Anglina Love vs. Payton Banks
Christy Hemme vs. Sara Del Ray
MsChif vs. Maryse
Kelly Kelly vs. Raesha Saeed/Cheerleader Melissa

 

[Axis]

Stoooopid

 

[PerfectCurt]

Matches for Week 2

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***KILLER KOWALSKI MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT***
Kota Ibushi vs. Umaga
Shad Gaspard vs. Kenny Omega
Sim Snuka/Deuce vs. Josh Daniels – FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Hardcore Holly vs. Rellik
Mini Batista vs. Kurt Angle
Jerry Lawler vs. Kazushi Miyamoto
Delirious vs. Festus
Volador vs. Jake Crist
Edge vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir/Daivari
Colin Delaney vs. Finlay
Brian Kendrick vs. Jimmy Snuka
Dingo vs. Masato Yoshino
Go Shiozaki vs. KENTA
BJ Whitmer vs. Ernie Osiris
Puma vs. Vladimir Kozlov
Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Ric Flair
Chuck Palumbo vs. Brent Albright
Big Show vs. DJ Gabriel
Jon Davis vs. Booker T
Naomichi Marufuji vs. Rhett Titus – STRETCHER MATCH
Goldust/Black Reign vs. Genki Horiguchi
BG James vs. Kyle Durden
D-Lo Brown vs. Brother Devon
Hallowicked vs. Adam Pearce
Katsuhiko Nakajima vs. Rocky Romero
Mini Kane vs. Val Venis
Elijah Burke vs. Stevie Richards
Jimmy Rave vs. Jason Riggs
Consequences Creed vs. Genba Hirayanagi
Scott Steiner vs. Jesse
CM Punk vs. Zach Gowan
Kevin Steen vs. Doug Williams – STEEL ASYLUM

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***SPECIAL DELIVERY JONES MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT***
Batista & Shawn Michaels vs. Bam Neely & Chavo Guerrero
Hiroshi Tanahashi & Volador vs. Up in Smoke (Cheech & Cloudy)
Darren Wade & Steve Anthony vs. Mitch Franklin & Trik Davis
Alex Payne & Silas Young vs. Main Event Mafia (Kevin Nash & Kurt Angle)
Batista & Kane vs. Candice Michelle & Kelly Kelly
Davey Richards & Takeshi Morishima vs. Chavo Guerrero & John Morrison
Curry Man & Shark Boy vs. Austin Aries & Jay Briscoe
Natalya & Victoria vs. Hornswoggle & Mick Foley – HELL IN A CELL
Petey Williams & Scott Steiner vs. Kurt Angle & Scott Steiner – FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Young Rich & Ready (Kenny King & Sal Rinauro) vs. TNA Front Line (AJ Styles & Brother Devon)
Montel Vontavious Porter & Shelton Benjamin vs. Katsuhiko Nakajima & Kensuke Sasaki
Jerry Lawler & Jim Duggan vs. Ashley & Maria
Roxxi & Taylor Wilde vs. Vulture Squad (Jack Evans & Ruckus)
CM Punk & Rey Mysterio vs. Bella Twins (Brie Bella & Nikki Bella)
Chavo Guerrero & Edge vs. CM Punk & Tommy Dreamer
CM Punk & Ric Flair vs. Chris Hero & Eddie Edwards
Sour N Sour Inc (Adam Pearce & Chris Hero) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin)
Prince Justice Brotherhood (Shark Boy & Super Eric) vs. Evan Bourne & Rey Mysterio
Jamie Noble & Mickie James vs. Rey Bucanero & Ultimo Guerrero
Latin American X-Change (Hernandez & Homicide) vs. Cherry & Michelle McCool
Kurt Angle & Samoa Joe vs. No Remorse Corps (Davey Richards & Roderick Strong)
Brie Bella & Maria vs. Eric Young & Sonjay Dutt –SINGAPORE CANES ON A POLE MATCH
BG James & Eric Young vs. Matt Hardy & R-Truth
Naomichi Marufuji & Roderick Strong vs. Gail Kim & ODB
Brent Albright & Roderick Strong vs. Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy
Jillian Hall & Layla vs. Elijah Burke & Shelton Benjamin
BJ Whitmer & Nigel McGuinness vs. Team 3D (Brother Devon & Brother Ray)
Sweet N Sour Inc (Chris Hero & Davey Richards) vs.Delirious & Rhett Titus
Kelly Kelly & Tommy Dreamer vs. Sweet N Sour Inc (Brent Albright & Chris Hero) – SIX SIDES OF STEEL
Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) vs. Rhett Titus & Sal Rinauro
Sheik Abdul Bashir & Sonjay Dutt vs. Christy Hemme & ODB
Mickie James & Mr. Kennedy vs. Kelly Kelly & Kofi Kingston

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***PENNY BANNER MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT***
Mae Young vs. Josie Robinson
Jacqueline/Jackie Moore vs. Leva Bates
Brie Bella vs. Melissa
Victoria vs. Jessie McKay
Daffney Unger vs. Awesome Kong


Results from Week 1 (Winners) Losers
S Dutt (M Bentley); Kane (E Young); Z Ryder (R Piper); R Taylor (G Redwood); DH Smith (L Cade); N Doi (Yamato); E Stevens (D Wayne); Tiger Mask (U Guerrero); S Callahan (B Badery); S Goldman (K Chavis); J Noble (K Dykstra); Homicide (A Steel); R Roode (J Jarrett); G Khali (C Stevens); E Kingston (Averno); Triple H (T Atlas); Abyss (H Helms); K Kingston (CIMA); Miz (J Ryan); Undertaker (P London); Kaz (Domino); J Cena (C Hero); Bushwhacker Luke (Cloudy); C Sabin (Kiyoshi); J Morrison (E Skipper); D Richards (Honky Tonk Man); Nunzio (R Saito); Jigsaw (Barack Obama Impersonator); S Michaels (N Butcher); M Hardy (J Storm); R Myterio (J Evans); P Williams (J Blade)

Jigsaw/M Cross (C Rhodes/Manu); CM Punk/M Hardy (ODB/R Khan); CM Punk/K Kingston (C Rhodes/H Holly); Delirious/P Primeau (A Kong/R Khan); B Kendrick/P London (K Kelly/S Richards); C Rhodes/T DiBiase (E Stevens/R Strong); Daiviri/T Dux (C Delaney/K Kelly); Batista/J Cena (M Hardy/R Mysterio); C Cag/Rhino (M Henry/T Atlas); Abyss/M Morgan (Melina/M James); Booker T/S Steiner (J Hall/Victoria); Finlay/M Hardy (BG James/K James); Kane/Undertaker (Carlito/S Marella); Deuce/Domino (G Hirayanagi/K Suzuki); J Blade/K King (J Hall/K Lea); K Kingston/M Hardy (Layla/S Marella); A Pearce/E Edwards (Layla/Victoria); R Flair/S Michaels (K Dykstra/Victoria); C Jericho/L Cade (E Stevens/J Briscoe); A Aries/B Danielson (M Henry/MVP); C Castagnoli/P Primeau (Rhino/T Wilde); Jacobs/N Butcher (A Aries/N Butcher); Kane/M Henry (JBL/Umaga); AJ Styles/Super Eric (P Williams/S Dutt); L Cade/T Murdoch (J Cena/T Stratus); BB HUlk/S Takagi (B Lee/Delirious); D Richards/R Romero (E Bourne/R Ortiz); K Nash/Sting (Curry Man/Tiger Mask); C Hero/S Del Ray (Snitsky/Umaga); Booker T/R Roode (J Matthews/N Butcher); Cute Kip/V Sky (C Hemme/S Bolt); B Dempsey/D Richards (E Bourne/K Kingston)

Melina (D Haze); S Bolt (M Steele); Roxxi (Natalya); Hillary Clinton Impersonator (S Deeb); A Love (P Banks); C Hemme (S Del Ray); MsChif (Maryse); K Kelly (R Saeed)

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Stoooopid

Quoted for emphasis

 

[PerfectCurt]

Newsflash: Wrestling is stupid. But so what? I still love it. So do all of you. The idea of calling anything on a professional wrestling chat board stupid is sort of.... umm..... ironic. Of course it is. Again, so what? If you don't want to vote, ignore it. Last week, half a dozen other dorks wanted to vote.

 

[Beer]

This is a section in which nice guys come and be assholes to people. Get into the General Wrestling Discussion thread if you want to do this.

 

[Axis]

Wrestling isn't stupid. This is stupid. You are stupid. Don't drag art into this.

 

[Dylanfsd]

Post this wherever the hell you feel like. The matches are a little weird though.. Zach Ryder vs Roddy Piper? Eh.. I was thinking more indy base with less WWE and Oldie type guys.

 

[CT Styles]

No one gives a shit about it here.

 

[PerfectCurt]

If you care, I posted it here:

http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29312

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Go rape a turkey.

 

[seX-Power]

I have herpes :

 

[Travis40]

I still love it. So do all of you.

You know what I love?

A good rape angle.