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Singles match. Took place at Bound For Glory 2009 in their blow-off feud-ender. It was also the symbolic Main Event Mafia vs Frontline feud-ender. All parties were banned from ringside, but victory had to come with pinfall or submission.
Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe [Loser is Fired]
They started out with a lock-up and some very fine technical wrestling. Sike. They started punching each other before the bell even rang, and they both looked like they actually wanted to kill the other. They brawled around on the mat, and spilled to the outside, but there was still no break in the raw brawling. Angle created some space after some European Uppercuts, and then he threw Joe against the barricade. He charged, but Joe caught him and planted him with an STO on the ground! He then threw Angle into the barricade and backed up. He charged, and an Ole Kick sent Angle over the barricade and into the crowd! And Joe followed him over! They continued the straight brawl in the audience, and Joe used drinks and food provided by the crowd to shove in Angle’s face. He grabbed Angle by the throat, but Angle went to the eye, and then the other eye. He snatched a T-shirt from a fan, and then started choking Joe out with it! He tossed him to the ground, and then mounted him and just started throwing punches! He picked Joe up and went to toss him into the side panel, but Joe reversed and sent Angle into it instead. He then grabbed an empty steel chair from one of the rows and reared back to nail Angle, but he ducked and then hit a fucking German suplex on the floor! He tossed Joe into the stair rail, but Joe ran off and exploded with a falling clothesline! He then put Angle on the rail and ran at him for an Ole Kick, but Angle moved, and Joe crotched himself across the rail! Angle hit a series of European Uppercuts, and then led him back to the barricade, before dumping him over to ringside. He climbed over himself, but he was met by a flurry of chops! Joe then went to throw Angle into the steel post, but Angle reversed the whip, but Joe dodged the post by jumping onto the apron. Angle ran at him, but Joe kicked him square in the face. He leapt off with for a double sledge, but Angle kicked him in the gut and then hit a belly-to-belly on the outside! He rolled Joe into the ring and covered, ONE! TWO! TH – Joe kicked out! Angle kicked at his neck some, and then picked him up and tried to piledrive him, but Joe shoved him away and hit an Exploder Suplex! ONE! TWO! TH – Angle kicked out! Samoa Joe kept on the neck with stiff elbows and kicks. He went for an STF, but Angle quickly made it to the ropes. He spilled to the outside and drew Joe in, and then drove him into the ring apron. He rolled Joe into the ring and kept kicking at the back. He picked him up and seemed to try a powerbomb, but Joe held his weight, so instead Angle just dropped him with a cradle piledriver! ONE! TWO! THRE – Joe kicked out! Angle went after the neck really really aggressively, using his Olympic background to use some nice holds. Joe fought back with his power, but Angle used the ropes to help him, and the ref couldn’t force the break due to the No DQ stipulation. Angle pulled him up and hit a German Suplex, and he kept the arms linked! He went for another, but Joe blocked it and slipped behind him. He nailed Angle with a German Suplex of his own, and he kept his arms locked! He pulled Angle up, and he hit a Dragon Suplex, and still kept control of Angle. He pulled him up again and hit an X-Plex!! ONE! TWO! THRE – Angle kicked out! He immediately tried to fight Angle into the Coquina Clutch, but Angle wrestled him away, and then locked in the Ankle Lock! Joe powered out of it, sending Angle against the ropes. Angle came off, and Joe hit a Samoan Drop! ONE! TWO! TH – Angle kicked out! Angle stumbled to his feet, and Joe got behind him to try the Coquina Clutch again! He couldn’t fight Angle to the mat, so instead he threw Angle backwards with a Coquina-Plex!! ONE! TWO! THRE – ANGLE KICKED OUT! Joe picked him up and threw him into the corner and tried to fight him into the Muscle Buster, but Angle kicked him away and leaped off with a missile dropkick! ONE! TWO! THR – Joe kicked out! They both fought up and Angle went for the Olympic Slam, but Joe slid out and tried a powerbomb, but Angle rolled through with a sunset flip! ONE! TWO! THRE – JOE BARELY KICKED OUT! They both got up and Joe went for a German, but Angle blocked it, and then hit his Triple Germans! ONE! TWO! THRE – Joe kicked out! Angle picked him up and hit a quick backbreaker, then headed to the top for his MAGNIFICENT BEAUTIFUL ALL-AMERICAN MOONSAULT~! BUT SAMOA JOE MOVED! FUCK YOU, KURT ANGLE! Joe fought to his feet, and then he went up to the top himself! But Angle got up too! He ran at the ropes and tried a belly-to-belly from the top, but Joe headbutted him off! He stood up on the top again, but Angle got up again! This time he ran up and PUSHED Samoa Joe, and Joe tumbled down to the apron! Angle climbed out to the apron and tried his German Suplex from the apron, but Joe held onto the top rope! Angle tried to pull him off, but Joe held on, SO ANGLE KICKED JOE IN THE NUTS! He grabbed on from behind again, AND HE HIT THE FUCKING GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE APRON!!! HAS HE EVER ACTUALLY HIT IT?!?! Angle quickly rolled Joe back into the ring and covered! ONE! TWO! THRE – JOE KICKED OUT! Angle immediately went for the ankle lock and held it for a while, but Joe managed to roll behind, AND HE GOT ANGLE INTO HIS OWN ANKLE LOCK! Angle quickly got to a vertical base and nailed Joe with an enzuigiri with his free leg! He picked Joe up and tried and Olympic Slam, but Joe rolled through and came off the ropes for a lariat, but Angle ducked and then HIT THE OLYMPIC SLAM! ONE! TWO! THRE –JOE KICKED OUT! Angle rolled out of the ring and grabbed a steel chair and wound up to hit Joe, but Joe ducked and came back AND KICKED THE CHAIR INTO ANGLE’S FACE! WE’VE GOT A BLEEDER! Joe threw the chair onto the ground and set Angle up for a powerbomb, but Angle dropped to his knees and punched Joe square in the nuts! He picked up the chair and CREAMED Joe across the face! WE’VE GOT ANOTHER BLEEDER! He threw the chair onto the ground and HE HIT JOE WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM ONTO THE CHAIR! ONE! TWO! THRE – JOE KICKED OUT! Angle used the chair and bashed Joe over and over again, then finally covered once more! ONE! TWO! THRE – JOE KICKED OUT! He slapped Joe across the face and threw him into the corner then charged, but Joe moved and Angle hit the post. Joe grabbed him from behind, AND HE HIT A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! ONE! TWO! THRE – ANGLE KICKED OUT! They both fought up to their feet and begin trading blows, but they ran out of steam and had to actually rest on each other at one point! They both exploded once more with punches, and then Joe started delivering menacing elbows! He cornered Angle and set him up top, then turned around to grab the steel chair, BUT ANGLE LEAPED OFF WITH A BULLDOG WHILE JOE WAS TURNED AROUND! ONE! TWO! THRE – JOE KICKED OUT! Angle threw him into the corner and set him up top, AND HE NAILED A SUPER OLYMPIC SLAM! ONE! TWO! THRE – JOE KICKED OUT! Angle pulled down the straps! He locked in the ankle lock and held Joe in the middle of the ring for what seemed like forever! Joe made it to the ropes, but Angle didn’t have to let go! Joe actually climbed all the way out of the ring, and Angle still had it locked in! Joe finally bounced Angle against the ropes to break the hold, but his ankle clearly bothered him. Angle climbed to the outside, but Joe met him with a powerslam on the floor! Joe rolled him in and went for the Muscle Buster, but Angle kicked at the ankle to break loose. He went for a belly-to-belly, but Joe headbutted him, AND THEN TOOK HIM DOWN WITH THE COQUINA CLUTCH!!! Angle started to fade, but he stayed in it! He refused to tap! He crawled over and managed to grab the steel chair, and began to bash Joe’s ankle with it! Joe finally released the hold, but kept elbowing Angle across the skull! They both got up, and Joe kicked Angle in the gut again. He picked him up for a powerbomb ON ONE FUCKING FOOT, BUT ANGLE HAD PICKED UP THE CHAIR AND HE NAILED JOE WITH IT!!!! ONE! TWO! THRE – NO! JOE JUST KICKED OUT!!!!! Angle was irate! He put the chair around Joe’s ankle, and went up top! He jumped right for the chair, but Joe got his ankle out, and Angle just crashed into the chair and mat! They both stumbled up, AND JOE HIT THE MUSLCE BUSTER! ONE! TWO! THRE – ANGLE KICKED OUT!!! Joe couldn’t believe it!!! He grabbed the chair and stuck it in the corner between the middle and top rope, then grabbed Angle. He charged Angle toward it, but Angle stopped himself with his arms and elbowed Joe in the gut! He then grabbed the chair and NAILED Joe with it! Joe hit the mat right in front of him, so Angle slowly climbed to the top rope. He waited for Joe to get up, and then leaped off with a crossbody, BUT JOE CAUGHT HIM!! His ankle gave out, BUT HE KEPT HOLDING ANGLE ON ONE LEG!!! Angle elbowed him like a madman, but Joe didn’t let go! He threw Angle straight into the air, and he crashed into the top turnbuckle!!! Joe climbed up as well, and he picked Angle up, while standing on one leg on the top turnbuckle!!!! BAH GAHWD~!~! SUPER MUSCLE BUSTERRRRRRR~!~!~!~!~! Joe jumped around at having probably cracked his tailbone, but he managed to crawl over and drape an arm across!!!! ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE~!~!~!~!
Winner via pinfall: Samoa Joe (37:36)
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Match 4: Nigel McGuinness vs. Mike Quackenbush for the ROH Pure Championship
The bell rings and the two men begin to circle the ring. Nigel and Quack get into a collar and elbow tie up. McGuinness breaks the tie up and applies a hammerlock on Mike. Quackenbush gets out of it and puts a wristlock on Nigel. Mike keeps the wristlock applies it tightly before springboarding off the ropes and taking down McGuinness with a Tilt-a-whirl armdrag. Quackenbush waits for Nigel to stand before going for a leg lariat. McGuinness ducks the lariat and rolls up Mike for a 2 count. The men get up and Nigel hits Quack with a European uppercut. McGuinness uses another uppercut on Mike, slowly backing him into the corner. Nigel continues to batter Quack with uppercut after uppercut. The ref steps in and tries to separate the two men. Behind the ref’s back McGuinness hits a punch to the face on Mike. Quackenbush uses a punch of his own, but this time the ref sees it. The ref gives a warning to Quack, who yells that Nigel used a punch as well.
Mike turns around and McGuinness tries to take his head off with a lariat. Quackenbush ducks the lariat and takes down Nigel with a drop toe hold. Mike grabs the left leg of McGuinness and locks in a half Boston crab. Nigel yells in pain, but not for long as he grabs a hold of the bottom rope. Nigel McGuinness has used his first rope break. Nigel gets up and Quack hits him with repeated palm strikes. Mike uses about ten palm strikes before McGuinness finally ducks one. Nigel grabs Quackenbush and locks in a Cobra Clutch. Mike tries to elbow Nigel in the gut to get out of the hold, but McGuinness refuses to break the hold. Quack lunges forward and grabs a hold of the ropes. Mike Quackenbush has used his first rope break. Nigel releases the hold and then takes Quackenbush’s head off with a short arm lariat. McGuinness goes for the pin, but before the ref counts 3 Mike puts his foot on the bottom rope. Mike Quackenbush has used his second rope break.
Quack rolls to the outside of the ring to get some rest. Nigel follows Quack, grabs him, and tries to whip him into the guard rail. Mike reverses it, sending McGuinness into the rail. Quackenbush rolls into the ring at the count of 10. Quack gets up, springs off the ropes, dives over the opposite set of ropes, and hits a plancha on Nigel, breaking the count at 16. Mike grabs McGuinness and rolls him into the ring before getting onto the ring apron. Quack slingshots himself into the ring and hits a corkscrew senton on Nigel. Mike goes for the pin, but McGuinness kicks out at 2. Quack gets back onto the ring apron and waits for Nigel to stand. McGuinness gets up and Mike springboards into the ring. Quack goes for a headscissors, but Nigel ducks it. McGuinness picks up Mike, places him on the top rope, and hits the Tower of London. Without wasting any time Nigel locks in the London Dungeon. Mike yells in agony as McGuinness wrenches in the hold tighter. Quack reaches his foot out and places it on the bottom rope, forcing Nigel to break the hold. Mike Quackenbush has used his final rope break.
McGuinness stand up and lines up Mike for the Jawbreaker lariat. Quack gets to his feet and Nigel goes for the lariat. For the second time in the match Mike ducks the lariat and takes down McGuinness with a drop toe hold. Quackenbush grabs Nigel and applies a cloverleaf followed by a crossface, locking in the Lightning Lock. McGuinness reaches out his arm and manages to grab onto the bottom rope. Nigel McGuinness has used his second rope break. Quack brings Nigel to his feet. McGuinness gets a hammerlock on Mike and plants him into the mat with a DDT. Nigel grabs the arm of Quackenbush and locks in the London Dungeon. Mike places his foot on the bottom rope, but it doesn’t matter. Quack tries to hang on, but the pain in his arm is unbearable. Mike taps out and Nigel wins the match.