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1) An average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of lipstick in her lifetime.
2) Women blink about 2 times more often than men.
3) A woman will trust more easily somebody who hugs her for about 15 seconds.
4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by excessive sunlight.
5) Women usually tie the belt of a dressing gown higher than their belly button while men tie it lower.
6) A woman doesn’t like when her hands are free, this is why she is likely to carry with her a hand bag, gloves, book or anything.
7) The first computer programmer was a woman. Her name is Ada Lovelace.
8) According to researches, average woman spends about 120 hours a year looking at herself in the mirror, which is approximately 5 days a year!
9) After making love, women don’t feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
10) While turning to the call, a woman usually just turns her head, while a man will turn his body. It’s because women have more flexible neck.
11) While making love, a woman worries if she looks pretty.
12) A woman opens beer bottles with beer bottle opener.
13) Ladies close their ears with fingers, men – with hands.
14) When you ask a woman to give you lightener she won’t test the speed of your reaction, she will give it to you.
15) A woman prefers that her man reads her desires in her eyes.
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My thoughts....
1) The average woman must not know how to apply lipstick or wipe it off before eating.
2) Mascara and fear... :notsure:
3) Unless you are my husband or a family member, you hug me more than 6 seconds and I will punch you.
4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by make-up, stress, men and raising children.
5) WTH is a "dressing gown" I don't wear belts with my dresses!
6) I hate caring things in my hands when I am out! Does this make me a man!? lmao
7) Some women know their hardware :ksi: lmao
8) I highly doubt... *looks in mirror*
9) I feel like having a cigarette and going to bed... haha
10) Flexible neck... :haha:
11) I don't worry if I look "pretty"... Who worries about looking "pretty" during sex!?
12) That is just common sense.
13) I do both lol
14) I test to see if your listening.
15) Meh, I would rather you just hear what I say.
2) Women blink about 2 times more often than men.
3) A woman will trust more easily somebody who hugs her for about 15 seconds.
4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by excessive sunlight.
5) Women usually tie the belt of a dressing gown higher than their belly button while men tie it lower.
6) A woman doesn’t like when her hands are free, this is why she is likely to carry with her a hand bag, gloves, book or anything.
7) The first computer programmer was a woman. Her name is Ada Lovelace.
8) According to researches, average woman spends about 120 hours a year looking at herself in the mirror, which is approximately 5 days a year!
9) After making love, women don’t feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
10) While turning to the call, a woman usually just turns her head, while a man will turn his body. It’s because women have more flexible neck.
11) While making love, a woman worries if she looks pretty.
12) A woman opens beer bottles with beer bottle opener.
13) Ladies close their ears with fingers, men – with hands.
14) When you ask a woman to give you lightener she won’t test the speed of your reaction, she will give it to you.
15) A woman prefers that her man reads her desires in her eyes.
:haha:
My thoughts....
1) The average woman must not know how to apply lipstick or wipe it off before eating.
2) Mascara and fear... :notsure:
3) Unless you are my husband or a family member, you hug me more than 6 seconds and I will punch you.
4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by make-up, stress, men and raising children.
5) WTH is a "dressing gown" I don't wear belts with my dresses!
6) I hate caring things in my hands when I am out! Does this make me a man!? lmao
7) Some women know their hardware :ksi: lmao
8) I highly doubt... *looks in mirror*
9) I feel like having a cigarette and going to bed... haha
10) Flexible neck... :haha:
11) I don't worry if I look "pretty"... Who worries about looking "pretty" during sex!?
12) That is just common sense.
13) I do both lol
14) I test to see if your listening.
15) Meh, I would rather you just hear what I say.
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