10 Shortest Matches in WWE History

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Thought this would be cool to discuss the shortest matches in WWE history.
Watch the video for recaps if you forgotten about them. I made the list below.



10.) Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus - 18 seconds
9.) Brian Kendrick vs Kofi Kingston - 11 seconds
8.) Chavo vs Kane - 11 seconds
7.) Sheamus vs Zack Ryder - 10 seconds
6.) Bob Backlund vs Diesel - 8 seconds
5.) Curt Hawkins vs Dolph Zoggler - 7 seconds
4.) Damien Sandow vs The Great Khali - 6 seconds
3.) Erick Rowan vs The Rock - 6 sconds
2.) Big Boss Man vs The Rock - 3 seconds
1.) Chris Jericho vs Jerry Lawler vs Tazz & Mideon - 3 seconds
 

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Ahh Erick Rowan vs. The Rock, the once in a lifetime match we did not deserve :)
 

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how does a match go 3 seconds exactly?
 

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Don't forget about when Asuka made Fox tap out in... 3, 4 seconds?

Also, I'd love to see a 2 second match (via submission of course)

How long ago was that?
 

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Was it Dana she did that to? I could've sworn it was Fox
I think it was both of them...but I think Dana was the one
who lasted the shortest amount of time...I could be wrong...
but I honestly don't care.

Those "Submission Squashes" were kind of pointless &
made Foxy & Dana look as weak as watered down coffee
with no sugar.
 

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Yeah...I thought so...

Not that I was trying to be a "know it all"...its just I have
a very good memory for small details like that.
Lol, you're never going to hear me complain about being corrected... As long as the correction is actually, you know, correct
 

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Not only is this list outdated because it's missing Asuka's awesome submission victory but it's also outdated because it's missing the seven seconds it took for Jinder to beat Corbin when Corbin cashed in his Money in the Bank Briefcase then focused on John Cena during that cash-in because he's an idiot apparently.
 

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it's missing Asuka's awesome submission victory
I don't know if I'd call it awesome...

I mean I would if Asuka was locking me in an armbar sure...but whatever...

but it's also outdated because it's missing the seven seconds it took for Jinder to beat Corbin when Corbin cashed in his Money in the Bank Briefcase then focused on John Cena during that cash-in because he's an idiot apparently.
He's a moron...Moron Corbin...

Let's get that trending!
 
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