10 Commandments of Pimpin'

[xtremebadass]

Alright, I need some suggestions because me and my friends were joking about becoming pimps, which really made me think, if I were to become a "pimp", I would need to establish some ground rules. That's where the 10 Commandments of pimpin'. I need suggestions for thou 10 sacred rules of America's secret favorite past time.

 

[Truth]

1. No Condoms
2. No Abortions
3. Leave The Bitch After Sex
4. Keep The Hottest On Barbwired Chains
5. Not To Rough
6. Wear Nothing But Toilet Paper, And Wear That As A Tunic
7. Drive Around In A Red Wagon
8. Scream "THIS IS TNA!" While Having Sex
9. Charge Alot
10. Brag

 

[the dark knight]

Alright, I need some suggestions because me and my friends were joking about becoming pimps, which really made me think, if I were to become a "pimp", I would need to establish some ground rules. That's where the 10 Commandments of pimpin'. I need suggestions for thou 10 sacred rules of America's secret favorite past time.

just say u wanna pimp lol

1)I am the lord thy pimp and thou shall have no other pimps before me
2)thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of thy pimp
3)thou shall not scream too loud
4)thou shall not tape the sex operation
5)thou shall not spank in public
6)thou shall not wear clothes in public
7)thou shall not be called bitches
8)thou shall not pick up phone calls whilst getting fucked
9)thou shall not fart in the process of fucking
10)thou shall keep sabbath day for free sex

 

[Wrestling Station]

Just remember that You have been watched by God.

End.

 

[xtremebadass]

Thou shall pay thy bitches.

Only if she bitches at you

 

[NinoBrown]

Keep your pimp hand strong.

 

[Viva La Luke]

Keep your pimp hand strong.

^^ Beat me to it.

Thy shall always use thy pimp hand when the ho steps out of line.

 

[Mr. Mat]

Theres 10 Commandments in this game,
That you must respect,
and the first commandment is

Thou Shalt not Snitch,
Thou Shalt not infiltrate,
Thou Shalt not purpatrate,
Thou Shalt not Playa hate
Thou Shalt not hold trust
Thou Shalt not hold saint
Thou Shalt not be a trick
Thou Shalt not pay a trick
Thou Shalt not disrespect this game
and Thou Shalt not be without their thang
You must respect this game and every aspect of this game,
because if you disrespect this game, then the game will disrespect you,
and you will just be tossed, accordingly

 

[Defiant One]

Theres 10 Commandments in this game,
That you must respect,
and the first commandment is

Thou Shalt not Snitch,
Thou Shalt not infiltrate,
Thou Shalt not purpatrate,
Thou Shalt not Playa hate
Thou Shalt not hold trust
Thou Shalt not hold saint
Thou Shalt not be a trick
Thou Shalt not pay a trick
Thou Shalt not disrespect this game
and Thou Shalt not be without their thang
You must respect this game and every aspect of this game,
because if you disrespect this game, then the game will disrespect you,
and you will just be tossed, accordingly

^^^exactly, Mat hit it on the head, proving why he is such a fucking pimp.

 

[Mr. Mat]

lol def keep it pimpin