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  1. Swift

    Donkey rapist 'ordered by Satan to carry out the attack’

    A SICKO who claimed he raped a neighbour’s donkey on Satan’s orders has been caged. Twisted Malvern Ngwenya crept in to the animal’s enclosure under the cover of darkness. The pervert then stripped naked and had sex with the beast of burden. The 23-year-old was caught after the donkey owner’s...
  2. Swift

    FISH SEX SOUNDS LIKE MACHINE GUNS AND IS SO LOUD IT DEAFENS DOLPHINS

    Scientists have recorded the thunderous sound of 1.5 million fish mating in Mexico. One of the loudest noises produced by any underwater animal, the Gulf corvinas’ machine-gun mating call can deafen dolphins and sea lions. read here - Once a year, fish swim to Mexico for an orgy so loud it can...
  3. Swift

    WILD MONKEYS AND DEER ARE NOW HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND SCIENTISTS DON’T KNOW WHY

    After video went viral that showed a snow monkey sexually mounting a sika deer, scientists have published a research paper on the behavior. What they found was that monkeys’ predisposition to mount deer, while surprising, was not abnormal. In fact, it’s a cultural action, either a fad or an...
  4. Donald Trump

    What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?

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  5. GrammarNazi82

    Put loved one's ashes in a glass dildo

    Yep, that title basically sums it up. Now widow women can have their loved ones cremated and get a whole kit with some of the ashes placed in a glass dildo. You can also smell his cologne and play music through the kit to really set the mood. Read more here.
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    • ashes ashy dildo dildo hey-o remains remembered with an orgasm sex too sexy for urns
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: General Discussion
  6. GrammarNazi82

    "Sex Box" reality show debuts next month

    Really, reality shows? Really?? Like we didn't have enough of you already. I can just imagine the weirdos they had in the live audience. :haha:
  7. GrammarNazi82

    Cowgirl position = most dangerous for the penis

    Yep, go figure. Apparently the cowgirl position is responsible for 50% of penis fractures. Ouch. That's the majority of it, but you can read the rest of it here. And just because, here's the photo they included with it:
    • GrammarNazi82
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    • cowgirl hurt penis more penis ouch penis fractures penis penis penis sex sex positions
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: General Discussion
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