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  1. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Well if you’re not trying to convince him to employ you, what are you going for? I think we’ve established that Vince prefers forcing himself on females; I don’t think you’re his type. Hoping for his love and approval?
  2. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    I think it’s a bad way to try to impress a billionaire who doesn’t give a flying fuck about you. But hey, if one day we find out that DZ is Vince’s new administrative assistant, we will all look back and know that it worked for ya.
  3. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    I mean, Vince finding his chief knob-slobberer on the internet and offering them a job doesn’t seem that unlikely.
  4. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    The things I learn when I venture out into the other sections of this forum.
  5. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    So this is just his gimmick?
  6. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Probably. But gah, my interpretation would be so much more fun. Mark Callaway being immortal would be a helluva story.
  7. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    It’s still real to him, dammit!
  8. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    So the undertaker was really an undead mortician? That’s absolutely incredible. Kane must’ve had some incredible plastic surgery work done to help hide the scars from the fire. Thanks for enlightening me that “everything is Kayfabe.”
  9. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Holy shit. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone use Kayfabe in a discussion about a real life scenario.
  10. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Saint Vince was just donating to charities that those ladies were in charge of.
  11. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    OK, if Meltzer says he's expecting it, there's a pretty good chance that it's not happening. That's a relief.
  12. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Regal wanted to go back and work with his kid. Not sure how that's gonna work out when he gets canned again or Vince goes full heel and cuts his kid from the roster.
  13. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Based on what I know about business transactions (outside of some college classes, I'll happily admit, it's not much), I do think a sale right after the Rumble seems unlikely. Publicly traded organizations like this typically take more time than that.
  14. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    That's a really good point that I hadn't even considered.
  15. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Vince texting Trump this morning: "Let me show you how an insurrection on January 6 is supposed to go."
  16. Tommy Bedlam

    Vince back on board, WWE sale coming soon / WWE funeral thread

    Ronda Rousey is winning the women's rumble, isn't she?
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