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MonkeyStyle, I think you should buy your snake. Then buy a puppy. Hit the puppy with a bat and tie its legs up. Then hangs the puppy from the ceiling by its legs. Now let your snake go to work. Preferably buy an anaconda of some sort.
just an idea