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  1. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
  2. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this -- and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha!"
  3. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    “One time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin’ outta my butt that day!”
  4. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    you sure did :P
  5. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
  6. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "We all go a little mad sometimes."
  7. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”
  8. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
  9. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." – Nada
  10. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
  11. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    Elementary, my dear Watson.”
  12. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    “Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”
  13. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "Tic Tac, Officer?
  14. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
  15. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    “That'll do, pig. That'll do.”
  16. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
  17. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "I got a jar of dirt!"
  18. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
  19. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    “I’m fu**ing miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.”
  20. Kyle Gage

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    "Do or do not, there is no try."
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