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  1. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    HALLOWEEN VI: The Curse of Michael Myers When Halloween 5’s problematic ending proved too hard to follow, the studio spent years trying to figure out how to carry on. Eventually the rights went to Dimension films even after claims that Halloween 6 would arrive in 1990 or 1991. It...
  2. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Probably not, in your eyes. I don't come on here enough. I don't find enough time to sit on a computer all day and post my opinions on this or that. I once did. It was called high school. A friend asked me to join his forum, and I did. Ultimately, I couldn't find the enjoyment out of a...
  3. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Besides your awful grammar destroying that paragraph... I could care less how it's tied together. It doesn't make a single shred of coherent sense. I'm not taking the time to read through anything becausr honestly I really don't care. Enough running a REVIEW thread into the groumd with H6...
  4. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    First off, I just want to say I was alerted back here due to the thread being overrun by Halloween 6 explanation theories, and ultimately, a request to get the H6 review up. I suppose I can get it posted soon. I've completely forgotten about this thread until now. Now, I won't dig too deep...
  5. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    A Halloween 6 hater, huh? You probably oughta stay away from my review of it, then, hahaha. I rated it low where it deserved it, but its strong points shine through. But that's the way it goes. Halloween 6 is relatively unpopular, and I can accept that. Either way, I think most will agree...
  6. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    As funny an idea it is... I doubt it!!! I've never seen or heard him refer to the series, or Halloween 6 hahahaha. Maybe Denise Richards. Bet she still remembers the script from her audition. To be honest, I wish she would've been Beth. :p
  7. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Correct, sir. I was gonna hit that point, but you beat me to it. Either way, it'll be in the review. And I think it's Stephen, but who's keeping track?
  8. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Cool to see a new member in here. To answer your first post, the producers wanted to start a new direction since their main characters were 'dead'... so they intended to start a series of anthology films to be released every Halloween, each telling a new tale. Season of the Witch was the...
  9. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Oh, he hit a few positive notes, but he really didn't have a solid grasp on what he was doing.
  10. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    I suppose I meant middle of the road for what the rest of the series will score. ;) But still, 81 is the lowest so far. I was just reassuring any fans that because it's currently the lowest doesn't mean it's a disgrace to film.
  11. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Thanks bud. You and I are mostly in agreement. Still, DOG should have stayed away. Haha he is such a moron, especially in his commentary.
  12. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    HALLOWEEN V: The Revenge of Michael Myers After what the studio considered a massive success with Halloween 4, producer Moustapha Akkad rushed a fifth installment into production. Writers were called in to pitch, but no one had anything good to offer after Halloween 4’s shock ending...
  13. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    More is on the way!!!! Like I said earlier, I've been switching a ton of things over between hard drives and whatnot, and after most of that was finished, I was writing the rest of these reviews, piece by piece until I had them in the general score I was looking for. The problem is, I got so...
  14. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Oh yes, I am one of those that feel Halloween III's script was quite intriguing. I'll probably add it in after the series of finished, unless I choose to start it with 5. Also, the bonus reviews come after the adjustments so I have the right ratings to work with. Also,'scares' is changing to...
  15. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Well it'd be comparing the writing throughout the series, not on the grand scale hahahaha. But still, it'd fit well in H6 to help explain its jacked ending.
  16. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    I'm gonna say this, you're definitely right when it comes to dialogue. When I do H4's re-adjustment at the end, I will definitely take off the rose colored glasses, haha. Fuji, I can always relate to you since you're incredibly knowledgeable and you always get where I'm coming from, so thank...
  17. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    I definitely do understand that, haha. Comparing horror to horror would be fair as well, but I've always been the kind to keep it ... what's the term... in the family? Haha, I just think it suits the series reviews better to compare them to themselves. I suppose comparing them to other horror...
  18. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    I won't argue with you on that one. The thing is, these ratings are more to be compared with the rest of the series, not in the general sense. Just like the Bond reviews ... who knows if anyone else would give From Russia With Love a 9.5 compared to every other movie out there. I don't think...
  19. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    HAHAHAHA. I haven't seen that in forever, so I can't even give a straightforward opinion. I remember liking the story, but it was horribly executed. Haha, Rob Zombie. A filmmaker. Hahahaha. Speaking of Halloween 5, I think at the end of the series, I'll have to do a "Top 10 Morons in the...
  20. James Bond

    HALLOWEEN - Slashing Through History

    Thank you, kind sir. I knew you'd approve! Now here's hoping Fuji doesn't come after me with a rock for that rating! Halloween 5 is definitely not as bad as some make it out to be. It just had the unfortunate task of following Halloween 4, especially with a director who didn't really have a...