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  1. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    For all you "I won't sleep until I know if I won" types out there, here's a passively hostile reminder to get yers in before the ppv goes up! You know, I believe Adam Gontier was right when he said "It's not too late..."...
  2. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    rey! You're ma boy! Thanks, like, the very, very most! You make me feel like something only Enrique Iglesias could describe...
  3. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    If somebody could do me a massive favour and use some kind of paint program to crudely draw on aviators and thick, black moustaches on the enclosed two pictures within the next ten-ish minutes, I would be eternally indebted. I'd do it myself, but my computer is some awful version of ubuntu...
  4. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    For the record, I think chicks are gay and e-Feds are better off without them.
  5. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Cornette would be a rad manager for Morgan, or maybe Palmer Cannon. Or the Carribou Skulll, I think it's available right now.
  6. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    I've been undercover in Milwaukee for the last three weeks just trying to dig up some leads.
  7. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    The OFFICIAL UNFORGIVEN PPV CARD THREAD says otherwise, but if Nate says its one the 16th, I'll believe him.
  8. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    What the junk? Unforgiven is this Sunday? I thought it was like... I dunno... next March?
  9. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    No The RUNDOWN this week cause all of my pet fish I've ever owned have died. Granted, this has taken place over many years, and I haven't had any fish (dead or alive) for some time now. For me, though, the wounds are still painfully raw, and as such, I just couldn't bring myself to write...
  10. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    How come nobody in any e-fed ever is Arn Anderson? What the heck wrong with everyone?
  11. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    For some reason I was thinking that whoever won the match just essentially got a "choose your own title match" clause, which is obviously not the case. Drug abuse clouds everything kids, stay clean. Also, just edited that prediction now, and edited this post to let know about that edit...
  12. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Why not indeed? Also, THE RUNDOWN! Check it! http://wrestlingsmarks.com/threads/uwf-the-rundown-1-27-14.72513/#post-939509
  13. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Day off work cause building houses in -20 is for chumps. Hope nobody minds if I drop 5 consecutive tt's for the Rumble. Also, tune in to see Brodie Lee spout off more than three words at a time as he goes for the Rags to Riches, and heck, we could even see a new THE RUNDOWN today before I sit...
  14. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    CliqueClacks once again outdoes you all. Remarkable. Also, check out this week's THE RUNDOWN: http://wrestlingsmarks.com/threads/uwf-the-rundown-1-13-14.72311/#post-937068
  15. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    If you wanna be cool, send me a pm and you can totally do the celebrity question for this week's RUNDOWN (in-character, remember). I starting that shiz pronto so get at me asap if you want in (probably got an hour as of now)
  16. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Just dropped the harshest promo of all times. This and the amazing Devitt/Kennedy feud are why YOU JUST CAN'T MISS this week's Smackdown!
  17. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    New addition of THE RUNDOWN is up! Check it out! But only after you check out Starcade of course! http://wrestlingsmarks.com/threads/uwf-the-rundown-12-23-13.72108/
  18. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    So, like, I can see the UWF Staff thread. Now in keeping with Christmas tradition, I have been on my best behaviour and not taken an early peak inside, but I know there are some unsavoury types around here who might just, if only given the opportunity. So best lock that junk up homies!
  19. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Like how rich white kids get all the presents but starving African orphans just wish they had a chance to go school. You ungrateful bastards. If you make Andrew cry I'll find you and I'll fight you. Also, check out this thing that's a thing now...
  20. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Apparently too many of y'all go to school these days. UWF needs more uninspired drop-outs, with in-fed incentives given out to real life underachievers. Hand in a report card showing more than ten absences a term? Title shot. Quit post-secondary and work construction? Instant main event status...
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