I like that this is his actual name. Not a stage name
Mr. Xtacee: "What should we name our child, dear? Carl? Tony? Doug?
Mrs. Xtacee: "Darling those are stupid suggestions"
Mr. Xtacee: "You're right; experience it is."
Mrs. Xtacee: "....."
Mr. Xtacee: "Damn it, you're right, Xperienx.