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  1. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    I'm 22 years old and raging full of testosterone. And sometimes, the girls are 10 times worse.
  2. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    You know looking back at this thread I think it's funny how we all talked about our issues with women, but nobody ever mentioned all the dumb shit that we do that possiply makes them this way. Being an 18 year old in a 22 year old's body has kind of made me realize that the choices we make...
  3. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Sorry for the double post here. But I got a story I can't pass up. Friday night I reunited with my best friend and of course we just had to do something crazy, so we ended up going up to Niagara Falls for the night. While I was there I saw this chick with the nicest body and certainly enough...
  4. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    I'm settling for one night stands for the next 4-5 years. I swear to god, I'm not gonna even give a girl my number. Unless she's down for a booty call... than I'm down.
  5. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    So a little update on my situation: That girl I found out had been banging my buddy again (who she was previously dating) and a bunch of other guys behind her boyfriend's back and it actually made me kind of disgusted. However, I know this person very well.. and I wish her the best. I kinda...
  6. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Alright, recently a while ago I crushed on this girl so hard (who is also my bestie) it drove me into obsession. After a while, I knew it wasn't right so I admitted myself into counselling, I was able to move on, and she started dating this guy from England. A while ago she questioned me on it...
  7. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    If I was you, I'd find a way to ditch this third wheel you that keeps trying to get close to you when you take this road trip by playing dumb again. Cuz from what it sounds like, it seems like that girl that you were seeing behind her boyfriend's back is now trying to make some pathetic attempts...
  8. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Hahaha no doubt, brah. Age is really just a number and if they want the same thing that you want it makes sense. Considering that first girl put you through that head game I'd personally scratch that one. Also take into the fact that she hasn't broken up with her boyfriend yet indicates that...
  9. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    From my past experience, girls who have the same morals as guys tend to be the crazier ones :lol:
  10. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    So I guess my last theory was wrong than? Out of curiosity my man, are you interested in pursuing a commitment with either of these girls?
  11. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    You know as much as I would love to prove you wrong. The bottom line is... Arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still Blue. Besides, I got enough evidence on these boards that suggests you're incompetent with the opposite sex so.. I...
  12. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Woah, this go a lot of comments haha. Gimme a lot of time to catch up on this. @messy: Just because you fail to give a real girl an orgasm doesn't give you the right to question my ability to. I can assume that by her calling me three times a week she was definitely lovin' the d, not to mention...
  13. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    I guess it's time for a new one eh, since nobody has posted one I'll post one. This didn't so much piss me off, it just makes me wonder how girls think now a days. As I was new to the city, I definitely wanted to get out and explore. One of my buddies works at the apple store in one of the very...
  14. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Not to say that this girl was a drug addict, but those are some common side effects of meth. If she's being delusional and flipping out over nothing I'd ask her if she was on drugs seeing as I come from a town where drugs are commonly distributed. (Seriously, the most popular thing in Woodstock...
  15. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Man, you kiddin' me? Sounds to me like she's a dying breed in today's world!
  16. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    That's a true lady right there! ;)
  17. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    You haven't? I took this girl that I've been seeing for the last couple of weeks to the keg, and as I was putting hot sauce on my steak she's like "Awww that bottle's so cute". Like a bottle of hot sauce... wtf? I mean I'm a pretty tolerant dude, I can even put up with a girl farting in front of...
  18. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Yeah man, or how they automatically think that everything is small is cute. If a guy has a small dick, I don't think any girl's gonna come up to that guy and start petting his little tadpole going "Awww, that's so cute." cuz that's just gonna hurt his pride.
  19. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Lol, there are some pretty funny stories on here. I've got tons of stories that would make your head spin, but this one is one my favs. I met this girl while I was taking my nephew to play at a park. (Yes I exploited my nephew so I could meet some cute girls... what can I say it definitely...
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