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  1. Should I?

    Oh, the one I chose, obviously. One of our dates we went to the patio where I work and sat there drank and played chess all night. I loved that. Never met a girl who was willing to go to a bar, drink and play chess. That was cool as shit. If only she didn't suck. But that whole sucking thing...
  2. Should I?

    Nah, I'm just dating one now. My biggest concern is that one day we're all three going to cross paths and Lannister is going to find out that I was dating another chick at the same time as her even though I specifically said that I was not. Lannister was the right choice. Girl loves to play...
  3. Should I?

    Nothing huge. I just decided that the path of least resistance is the path worth taking. Why stray out of my comfort zone? Although, kinda funny little coincidence. They both worked for the Government. I knew that one worked for the Canadian Food Inspection Agency and when I asked the other one...
  4. Should I?

    Well, that's that. Problem solved. FUCK YOU
  5. Should I?

    Well, it's the day after the weekend so I suppose I'll drop an update. Spent Saturday and Sunday night with Munchkin. Things clicked. I really like her and she seems to really like me. I actually can't recall the last time I had such a great weekend with a chick. On Sunday morning I went to...
  6. Should I?

    This one went way over my head.
  7. Should I?

    Hell no. Shit, I don't even tell girls I watch wrestling until that one time they're over and I happen to flip it on. By that point it's too late. Although I get the impression that I could do that with Lannister. She seems like she would be chill with that. Still not going to though. You...
  8. Should I?

    No, Lannister and Dark Angel are one in the same. The other one, let's call her munchkin (was gonna go with Liliputian but whatever) is the one whose place I am going over to tonight. Their personalities are as different as night and day too. It almost feels like I'm caught up in this...
  9. Should I?

    You know, one of these days I'm going to get exactly what's coming to me. Hopefully, the one who knocks me out of my high perch in my ivory tower isn't absolutely insane and will show mercy to this poor, pathetic wretch of a human being.
  10. Should I?

    Update: Of course life would have to throw me a curve ball here. I want to complain about the unfairness of it all but really I should probably just keep my trap shut. So, there was this other girl I had been talking to. She messaged me first and started talking to me about video games, Game of...
  11. Should I?

    The former absolutely. The latter was only the last one. Although it's kind of making me feel like I can have a new goal. Instead of going after different races, I can go after political ideologies. Wonder what it would be like to fuck a Nazi. That show kills me. I really want to believe the...
  12. Should I?

    Uh oh. I knew he was doing a bitch, thou doth protest too much bit in some of those threads Nino posted. So what's up short and greasy? You like yourself a plus sized woman? Do you ever butter up the crooks of their knees/elbows and just have at it?
  13. Should I?

    lol. I never really watched CSI but that reminded me of this one episode I saw where they were investigating a murder at some fat chick/fat chick lovers convention and it turned out that the guy died after the chick rode him to finish and then fell asleep on top of him and suffocated him to...
  14. Should I?

    No, at that point I guess I'll just have to start dating fatties.
  15. Should I?

    There are guys out there who like themselves a Reubenesque type woman. I'm not one of those guys, but I also don't like super skinny chicks either. This one might actually be like, the epitome of perfect body type for me. I still can't believe she didn't sleep with me. I'm not trying to be all...
  16. Should I?

    Right, so I almost gave up. However, I met this really nice one, I think. Super tiny, like 5'2". Gorgeous smile and just a really great attitude in general. Took her out to dinner last weekend for tapas. Hardest part about going out with girls to supper is not showcasing my voracious appetite...
  17. Should I?

    I never thought that ideological differences would have that much of an effect. She was also the first one I ever met. I thought Communists were myths these days. No movie will remove her drawers but give High Fidelity a shot. It's funny, got great music and it's definitely a more romantic...
  18. Should I?

    This happens to me a lot. I tend to forget that people put on their best faces for a while and just automatically assume that they're actually like that. Then I inevitably get disappointed. Quotes I can't give you. But essentially it came down to her saying that all Muslim men are horrible...
  19. Should I?

    ROFL Nope, this time I did the right thing. She started getting mad clingy on me, but I was like, whatever, as long as I'm chilled it's all good. So this past Sunday we were driving back from her place and she starts talking about her exes. That's cool, you share that kind of stuff...
  20. Should I?

    And it's done.