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  1. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Because they must request and swear fealty.

  2. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    WS may be the Admiral of my royal Navy

  3. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Everything is coming according to plan. Soon I will provide all those who swear fealty to me a royal position within my kingdom. And nothing shitty like Truth would give you.

  4. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    I will stomp you like a madagascar hissing cockroach.

  5. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Your nobles will join me if I asked them too. Fact is, I prefer to have people want to join my cult of personality.

  6. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Great... so this is your subjects. They aren't loyal to you. I'll offer them a sandwich and they'll become my royal subjects.

  7. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Domain is granted to MJ over the requested lands. Badass, truth. Its time. If you're nice and you suck up to me, I'll let you two have domain over Antarctica.

  8. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Peep Show may have Illinois an dthe surrounding area of the US (whatever that is) North west maybe? And Phantomgerald's request is granted.

  9. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    I am so putting that in my sig. I would rep you for it but apparently I have given out too much rep in the last 24 hours.

  10. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    That is far too large an area to claim, however I will grant you domain over the Middle East because Western Europe is mine. My palace will be built in Amsterdam, and in the spirit of Cheech and Chong I will build teh entire thing out of sweet, sweet Mary Jane.

  11. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    No donuts, but when I conquor the world I will give you dominion over any section of the world you choose. Except Australia. I already promised that to Mr. Mat

  12. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    It was on the old forums obviously. Dammit now that's going to bother me.

  13. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Dammit. It used to work before.... Was it you who got a rep sheet full of cocks from me?

  14. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    Ok, you get the Orton then. Not peepshow, Truth. He gets the Orton. Peepshow gets green rep.

  15. To all you pretenders to my throne.

    You can call yourselves kings, but in fact you are nothing more than queens. Or my bitches if you prefer. Anyway, as your very first democratically elected King (and your only true royalty) I demand you cease and desist all clamis to my throne. Failure to follow these orders will get you...
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