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  1. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    good lad just remember, the booze
  2. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    Manson was not in Wondr Years, it was a rumor vreated by the media OZZY is too mainstream, the footy louts know who he is. NIN will set you aside from them, make you seem smarter. Anytime you are down the boozer you are not a loser, its the heart of a mans life
  3. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    act indifferent like you dont give a shit start listening to Nin and make her know that, and use a few big words around her
  4. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    if we take away the mullet, the guy above is a decent look. women like that sort of attitude more good looks - Dwight schrute - Mariyln Manson - Trent Reznor - Sean Lock
  5. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    this is the sort of physicque a lad can get away with
  6. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    good jubbly
  7. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    i did once date a fat women, she stunk of B.O and has bad breath I sacked her of the first chance I got, bloody con job
  8. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    good lad on being a bit nerdy but get a pint down you lad, the women love the booze. that is a home truth you need to hear
  9. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    Being a nerd is a good thing actually. Skinny and straight egge though?, trust me the women dont want that in their beds. I cannot believe you get fanny all women have to do is stay in shape, and be less forward. i get pussy shaking their rumps on me all the time, a bit more relaxed please ladies.
  10. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    yeah yeah just because you aint getting any lad
  11. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    yeah, but are you getting anywhere with them people say I embaraas them on nights out with my loud and proud attitude, I talk about wrestling loudly, i dont give a shit. but come the ned of the night, do any of these lads who themselves seriously get anywhere? do they fuck
  12. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    maybe try what I say, before assuming it would result in getting your arse kicked
  13. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    would someone awkward be handing out advice yep yep, kiss it
  14. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    I think you are lilly livered.
  15. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    alright lad, you have had a lot to say, lets have a look at your image
  16. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    oh trust me there lad, I get more than a tap. full on arse in crotch, sometimes 3 in a night. A laugh at your friverlous jokes
  17. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    another few things lads. dont stop a women being a women. these killjoys will tell you that women do not like ironing shirts or doing the cooking, but they do. also, careers. now a lad who was strappingly handsome I knew got turned down for working in a supermarket once, that is the excpetion...
  18. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    no need to get so hostile lads
  19. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    dont be vacous listen lad, I am trying to help you out here. you look as soft as bieber, just look back at the pics of some of images I have posted, roughen yourself up a bit
  20. Tgmiveld

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    no need to be so ego-manical
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