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  1. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Because your mom sucks dick for meth. That's how.
  2. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Pity you can't grow a beard without looking like Sami Zayn's down syndrome little brother.
  3. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Props to you. At least you're not spreading your Hep around gas station bathrooms across America.
  4. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    No, I'm white.
  5. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    About as often as you have to swallow Dane Cook's spunk because there's no sink nearby.
  6. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    When the serb horses reach our gates then there is no choice.
  7. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    By next Cena I assume that you mean next lead money maker, right? In my eyes, Daniel Bryan's already in the process of becoming "the next Cena" because he's been the focal point of every show that he's been on since splitting from Kane and has been more over than anyone in the company for a long...
  8. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Very true, man. Some people need to read that statement.
  9. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    I would say I'm the site's baby (which I'm used to being), but clearly that's not true haha
  10. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Just turned 18 two weeks ago. Lady Deathbane I'm legal, let's get it on ..
  11. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    I'll say WWEF for content because I'm a wrestling fan and MP is a wrestling/gaming forum so here the sole focus is wrestling which suits me, but for people I'll say WWEF. All of you guys seem friendly enough, but I don't click with nearly as many of you as I do on the same level with the MP...
  12. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    I have a few old friends that I like to catch up with now and again, but I'm not active on the forums so no.
  13. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    I see Ambrose as a much more cartoony over acted version of a Foley type character, he strikes me more as a Batman villain than an actual person. That's not such a bad thing considering he's in a game that focuses on characters, but he doesn't strike me the same way that Foley did. Bray Wyatt is...
  14. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Dude, I'm pale as fuck and pretty skinny. I kinda always thought as a child that even in a best case scenario where I would be working in the WWE that I'd never be The Rock or Shawn Michaels or Chris Jericho or anyone like that. I could relate to Mick Foley because I always imagined that if I...
  15. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Yeah, I only caught onto his ECW work when I started on forums 4 or 5 years ago. He's one of the few guys that transcends being just a character on screen to me (especially as Cactus Jack). He portrayed it so well being a mad man, but always left you seeing the world from his side and how what...
  16. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Since you're Dolph mark, shouldn't you at least introduce yourself before you try to insult me? It could go something like "Hi! I'm Dolph's Ziggler and I like to draw abs on my gut and dance around in a speedo so that I can steal the show in my grandma's basement."
  17. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Yeah. I originally came onto this site to troll IWT with Jwab, but that idea kidna got turned on its head after some people took a liking to me and I realised that the site was worth taking seriously. I would say I've been on worse and I've been on better, but this site is swell.
  18. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Ever since I was a kid I really liked Mick Foley (the first PPV I ever watched he won the WWF title as Mankind). I think he always symbolised hope for skinny little kids such as myself that wrestling isn't necessarily about a look or mould, it's what you want it to be. As I've gotten older I've...
  19. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    (I'm discounting the MP originals in this one.) He'll give me shit for saying this, but Aids Johnson. The dude has been nothing, but friendly to me ever since we started talking (not necessarily a good thing now that I think about it). He gives some outlandish advice (and some good advice...
  20. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    I believe that there is aliens out there, but not little green men and who fly around in saucers. I'd guess that they most likely look similar to insects just mutated and scaled up. I don't think that they've infultrated us (if anything we'll be the first to come in contact with them) or that...
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