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  1. Advice Needed

    Another ideal woman? About three feet tall, no teeth and a flat head to rest my beer on.
  2. Advice Needed

    A good donkey punch usually solves the problem with the added bonus of if you hit her hard enough she just might forget everything she ever learned, including walking and talking. Now that's a fucking woman.
  3. List of Awesome Posters

    aallen87198237509175 or whatever.
  4. Never got off the ground

    Yeah.
  5. So I'm going to enter the next DVD give away contest...

    Well Adam, I just have this to say to you at this point. If you believe that Montana should have won then do the right thing.
  6. Well look whos back

    I will take 1000000 408kids over one Adam any day of the week.
  7. List of Awesome Posters

    That's it, gonna do this right.
  8. List of Awesome Posters

    Yeah but you're biting my bits not anyone else's.
  9. Would you?

    So yeah, haven't seen you guys in a couple of days. So I did, and I did. veni, vidi, veni
  10. List of Awesome Posters

    Are you going through my old posts and stealing all my old bits?
  11. Just in case you missed it

    My impromptu poem for Adam Adam, oh Adam what are you doing? Your posts are so bad I feel you should be rueing The day that you were born unto this Earth And sapped from us a tiny part of our mirth But for now I'm just going to take the time To inform you through my impromptu rhyme That your...
  12. Rate the wrestler

    KAYFABE KAYFABE KAYFABE you dumb prick. You cannot be serious. Please someone bring back that kayfabe section and lock Adam in there along with John. They'll be right at fucking home.
  13. Here we come to save the DAY!!!!

    Where is Colin White when I need him?
  14. Rate the wrestler

    You cannot be serious right meow. In your case in a negative way so maybe you might wanna try a different approach. Or maybe you're just fucking Blue. Gonna ruin the thread now tbh. Cheap rip off of my classic RTW anyway. See, shit like this is why you need to shut the fuck up...
  15. Here we come to save the DAY!!!!

    Join Enigmopolous. :grouphug: We gotta do something.
  16. Diva to be Retired Soon

    Yeah the new guy posted TWO news threads that are actually moderately interesting and that makes him the new John. Again, shut the fuck up.
  17. Rate the wrestler

    Not at all. But see here when you want to learn something you ask questions and then you shut the fuck up and listen. You don't try and talk like you have a clue. And to be quite honest with you I don't think you've ever had a clue in your entire life.
  18. Rate the wrestler

    So in other words you know sweet fuck all and are just talking to hear the sound of your own voice. (It's an expression you AIDS infested maggot.)
  19. Are the tables turning against Kane?

    We're sick of you too but are you going to shut the fuck up any time soon? No. Go drink a bottle of bleach.
  20. Hart Dynasty breaking up?

    An example of a pretaped promo is something that was taped prior to the live show. English motherfucker, do you speak it?