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  1. Aurtle The Turtle

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    yeah wrote all myself ahahaha
  2. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike...
  3. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    So you guys, I found this new promo from a while ago and wonder if any of you have heard of it before...
  4. Aurtle The Turtle

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    Yeah, good luck Grevious Goodbrother
  5. Aurtle The Turtle

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  6. Aurtle The Turtle

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    IF WE BRING BUBSY INTO THE CHAT!!
  7. Aurtle The Turtle

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    You know what could make this better and more enjoyable for britta?
  8. Aurtle The Turtle

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    :steiner: :steiner: :steiner:
  9. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    My name is not important BECAUSE YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN YOUR MOM CALLS MY NAME. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world AND HATE SMALL FUCKING WEAKLINGS LIKE YOU. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always...
  10. Aurtle The Turtle

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    THIS IS NOW A SUICIDAL STEINER CHAT! THROW YOUR FATASSES IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW! :steiner: :steiner: :steiner:
  11. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    Maybe like Chris Benoit 2001 theme bad
  12. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    but pretty bad
  13. Aurtle The Turtle

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    Not I'm going to end it all bad
  14. Aurtle The Turtle

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    Yeah bad
  15. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    Aurtle the Turtle has jumped from the top floor of the burning tower as flames from the plane crash melt the floor beneath him
  16. Aurtle The Turtle

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    or Dat Kid as the jackass he is.
  17. Aurtle The Turtle

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    I would fight Dat Kid taking a quiz
  18. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    or Dat Kid as a blushing bride
  19. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    I'd fight Dat Kid when the score is tied
  20. Aurtle The Turtle

    The chat thread

    Or with a goat